Stupid Republican idea of the day

I think it probably has something to do with Benghazi. McCain would probably be able to tell you more.

Many GOPers are going off the rails with Obama Derangement Syndrome. Fortunately the electorate (or maybe 50%) is not getting caught up in their fog as it has previously. The President has a real opportunity if he stops extending his hand to get bitten and opening bargaining with what he’ll settle for.

I’m hopeful.

Meanwhile, in the very gratifying post election, seeing them do their part to keep this thread fresh, despite their butthurt, is much appreciated.

The Romney/Ryan campaign policy director accuses Democrats of trying to “steal the Romney brand”.

He forgets sometimes, but he’s got a system.

I think the next time McCain challenges Obama on something, Obama should say “Actually, Senator, there’s an intelligence briefing going on right now which covers that.” Then when McCain looks confused Obama would say, “Nah, I’m just messing with ya” and laugh.

I. What. No. But. Wait…

I understand the words in that article, but not the article itself.

But there is one problem. As noted in the articles very next paragraph:

What what?

The rest of the article is like that. Obama is bad for doing exactly what Romney would have done, and worse, he’s not doing exactly what Romney would have done.
I can usually find a shred of substance behind otherwise ill-stated polemics, but this bit of gobbledygook is worthy of a Palin Award.

Seriously. They are “stealing the proposal” by proposing something that’s completely different? What the fuck is Chen smoking?

I’m still trying to figure out why he’d think anybody would want to “steal the Romney brand”. That would be like BMW trying to “steal the Yugo brand”.

Sometimes he’s called ball boy, when he fetches the basketball for the players. They might let him join in one day.

Oh and I hate when people steal my tax plan and change its name and details.

George Lucas stole my “Star Wars”, except mine was set in 13th century China, involved a small village overcome by cholera, and ended with everybody dead.

You bastard! That was my screenplay.

Except mine was set in Victorian London and featured two gerbils in a fight to the death.

You malcontent! That was my screenplay.

Except that mine was set in a galaxy far, far away and featured robots, a farm boy, a lovable rogue, a princess, aliens and an epic fight between the forces of light and darkness. With hookers and blackjack.

Ah! Bender’s Game, Orson Scott Card, you plagiarist!

You bastard! I wrote that story! Well, except that mine was about a librettist in 19th century Paris who falls in love with a woman stricken by tuberculosis.

That sounds like my screenplay about four outcast, awkward teenage girls in the rural south of the '60s who witness a organized crime hit and have to go into hiding. They learn a valuable lesson about love and loyalty as they take their first steps into womanhood. It’s sort of a gross-out comedy.

I know, right? Everyone knows there’s only two black people in Maine and they’re both Republicans. And everyone knows that because those are the only ones I’ve personally met, therefore all the rest don’t exist. It’s clearly voter fraud.

Clearly, the Republicans spouting this crap think that if they can just stamp out the fraudulent votes of [all black people, everywhere] then obviously they win the elections. Black people voting is fraud, ipso facto, it’s been that way since at least 1869. if we’re looking at history backwards. Get with the ancient times, people!

Is this black guy currently under his employ and forced to pretend like he’s his friend or lose his job as the token black guy? That’s not the same as having black friends. As much as certain folks want it to be enough, that’s not enough.

“We have racially diverse hiring practices. Just ask the black guy from accounting that we hired after certain class action lawsuits got settled.”

In Oklahoma, a lawmaker got a Ten Commandments monument erected - with spelling errors.
Because it’s not at all fair to assume an Oklahoma state rep who sponsors a bill to erect a Ten Commandments monument is Republican[sup]1[/sup], yes, I checked. He’s Republican.

[sup]1[/sup]I mean, he might be from the get-rid-of-our-secular-government party, right?

That’s not even the best part:

Liberty Legal is a Birther group who attempted to file a class action lawsuit against the DNC for committing fraud by nominating an inelligible candidate. Trusting them for legal advice is absolutely insane.

Well, letting someone else pay the litigation costs is slightly less insane.

That explains why the Wonder Bread and Twinkie brands are available.

snort :stuck_out_tongue: :cool: