He didn’t actually die, and I’ll guess that he didn’t get his pizza either.
No, but he was acting on a really stupid Republican idea.
stand your ground beef?
#gotnothing
In case you needed any more proof that Fox News does not exist in the same universe as you and I, today they had Gretchen Carlson interview “Santa Claus” about the war on Christmas.
Soledad O’Brien is my new secret crush.
Not bad. She’s no Rachel Maddow, but not bad.
Man, if I was told a jar of honey cost $58.97 I’d just tell the checker to put it back. I sure wouldn’t check to see if I could pay with exact change.
Or I might bitch about it until the guy behind me felt compelled to shoot me…nah, I’d go with putting it back.
Did you catch the part where “Santa” said he started showing up at Christmas parties, only to be told they were holiday parties and didn’t need a Santa any more? He was just showing up at random holiday parties? What the hell is wrong with the guy? Couldn’t get enough paid gigs, so thought he’d start cold calling?
In other news, Fox and Friends is the worst. It’s like the AT&T of morning shows.
Ironic, because a reasonable argument can be made that Santa Claus himself represents a war on Christmas.
Well, it’s not like “conservatives” today (or the Religious Right at all, for that matter) have any kind of ideological or theological consistency anymore. The so-called “conservative” philosophy that’s most prevalent on the federal and state level seems to be “whatever the liberals want, we’re against!” As for the Religious Right, their actions and beliefs seem pretty much set against almost anything Jesus actually said or did, in their pursuit of power over anyone who doesn’t believe in the Jesus they claim to.
So all we need to do is spread the meme that Santa Claus is a socialist, and Republicans will drop him.
Santa in ***Santa Claus is Coming to Town ***is not only a socialist, but an outlaw and renegade.
Amen! That no-good low-down red-haired Mickey Rooney-voiced terrorist! Not to mention, I believe the character of Burgermeister Meisterburger was actually based on John Boehner. Or is John Boehner based on Burgermeister Meisterburger? I forget … oh, well, either way.
And he’s a penguin-loving pervert.
I guess that’s another old cartoon about which all I can remember is that there was a character who looked just like Stan Laurel.
In the song, however, Santa is Big Brother.
Perfect!
Santa’s both a socialist and a fascist!
Or Fred Astaire, who voiced that character.
ETA: >.> Nevermind, I’m afraid Fear Itself beat me to it.
And he doesn’t give presents to the Jews… let’s face it. Santa is Hitler.
And don’t forget the 1983 classic The Life and Adventures of Santa Claus, in which Santa literally consorts with pagan nature spirits. :eek: