Because Republicans these days see “a brilliant student, speaker, and debater, editor of the Harvard Law Review” as signs that a person is a closeted Muslim socialist-Nazi?
In Heaven, you get all the bacon you want, and its good for you. Unless you’re Jewish, then no. God can be such a little bitch, sometimes.
Maybe Cruz said what he said because he was drunk and mentally ill. I’m not saying he was, but we really should know.
He may be a supporter of Castro. I’m not saying he is, but we really should know. It’s said that Raul Castro stated Cruz would be a good senator from Texas. I’m not saying that’s true, but we really should know.
Sorry to break it to you, but if your dead fingers are greasy, the bacon will pretty much slide right out. No prying will be required.
And he has not denied any of it! I don’t know how he could be more guilty.
Ordinarily, I might inquire as to how you know this. Given the circumstances, perhaps its best to draw a discreet veil over the question.
I wonder if the GOP will take up this line in defense of Cruz: “It’s Time to See Joe McCarthy For the Hero He Was” And yes, that’s the title of the article, not my paraphrase.
What? It’s not like the dead guy was going to eat it.
So, it’s more like: “Give me an unhealthy, massive quantity of bacon and give me death… eventually.”
As a child, I had a bacon sandwich and a slice of pecan pie. Been pretty much downhill from there.
nooooooooooooooooo!!!1111111 :d
Could just lift your arm up and munch the bacon anyway. Kinda gross, I wouldn’t do that. Probably not. Are we talking really crisp bacon?
Shut up with the bacon, fercryinoutloud! This is not the place for it because the Republicans will give up their guns before they support anything that will infringe on our right to eat bacon. That’s more a Democrat thing.
I am a very tolerant man when it comes to political slander. But you’re pressing your luck.
It may have taken 8,789 posts but someone finally made a decent defense of republicans in this thread. They almost assuredly would not try to outlaw bacon. Thank you for setting the record straight on this matter.
Unless you’re gay. Then, no bacon for you. Tofu. They can have tofu.
And that right there is the definition of “scared straight”.
Come now. Republicans hardly even accept the existence of tofu (it’s a well known Liberal Food), let alone would they endorse it as an edible foodstuff, even for teh gays.
“Some people could make the argument that a lot of people like being in abusive relationships. It’s a love-hate relationship. It’s very, very common for people to stick around with somebody they love who also abuses him or her. Right? We all know that it’s not uncommon. So, is the solution to those kind of dysfunctional relationships going to be more government, another law? I’d tend to say no. People are always free to leave.”
There are no words.