Stupid Republican idea of the day

If vaginas have all these magic powers, why do they require so much regulation?

From the comments:

I want to have this person’s babies.

NM, already posted.

My YouTube comment:
I bet his kids are home schooled so they can be as ignorant of science as he is and grow up to vote for Michelle Bachmann.

Why? Because they are goddam dangerous!

I nominate Mike Frey for pope!

At least you can say this is fiscally responsible, and it’s an improvement (and the exact opposite) over the usual Republican modus operandi (exemplified by Iraq) expand government service but neglect to implement any revenue sources to fund it.

Why aren’t penises regulated as much, aren’t they much more dangerous? Mine went off when I was cleaning it!

Eewwwwwwwww!

Did you put it back on?

You should treat it like any gun – always assume that it’s loaded.

I believe that’s known as accidental discharge of a weapon.

In case you think everyone’s ignoring this post - I want to say this is my favorite post this month.

And it’s huge. Paul Ryan is never getting to a higher office than where he sits right now.

From your lips to the Ears…

I’m sure that, like Rove, he doubts the results from Ohio.

Argh, got the law wrong: it’s EMTALAthat doesn’t cover pregnancy.

How?

Freshman GOP congressman; just because the Supreme Court says Obamacare is constitutional doesn’t make it so!

Invite him to the Boards, then we can sic Bricker on him!

Crimes against humanity are so last century.

If Wisconsin could elect Tailgunner Joe to the Senate, they could elect Paul the Prevaricator.