For Keith Richards and David Bowie, drugs appear to have acted as preservatives.
Much like mummification.
Finally, a politician who doesn’t just talk about problems, he DOES something about them. In this case, he’s trying to even up the numbers.
So sad. He says, “My people..” as if blacks are not by virtue of their skin color.
If he thinks it’s so swell, I wonder why he doesn’t put himself in bondage in some 3rd world country.
Shit, won’t have to travel for that, you can get that on Craigslist!
May I hijack this thread to pose a question? (I almost posted it in a non-BBQ thread, but didn’t want to risk a Moderator warning.)
Baboons understood the need for coercive taxation as early as the time Oog-oog told his nephew to share his banana.
There was a recent thread on post-Neolithic shrinking of human brain size. Has this been related to political trends?
Well, of course they’re cooperative and altruistic, they’re stupid! Can’t expect them to understand compound interest or the free market value of labor.
WillFarnaby isn’t a Republican.
Any bets his defense will be, “I was only doing research”?
Maybe he decided the best way to keep drugs out of the hands of children is to smoke them all himself. He’s just making the ultimate sacrifice for his constituency.
“I didn’t inhale.”
Channel from the best!
How to win more elections, Republican style:
Because it’s not just focus groups who should realize it’s a part of narrow-minded, stuffy, old white men. EVERYONE should be informed!
It’s like watching a real-life version of a skit:
David: People aren’t buying our new diet book, Eat Poop & Get Thin: the healthy way to lose weight that tastes great!.
Charles: They say the ideas and basic reasoning are repugnant.
Karl: Clearly the problem is in the marketing!
“The beatings will continue until morale improves!”
“Sunday, Sunday, Sunday!! Kid Rock, Ted Nugent and the Beach Boys! At the Raceway with special guest Dennis Miller! Sunday, Sunday, Sunday!!..”
Hispanic Outreach Republican style
I think we’ve figured out their problem. Let’s see if they do.
OK, so maybe they don’t have to learn English to be citizens. But they by God have to learn English to be Republicans!
**Jeb Bush Disagrees With His Own Book Hours After Publishing **
Houston, we have another flip-flopper on our hands.
He evolved. Now has an opposable thumb, so he can grasp tools and jerk off.
I thought he was agreeing with his ghost writer for a couple of days.