Shouldn’t you be writing in Latin?
He had to dumb it down for hoi polloi. (I’ve learned not to call it THE hoi polloi when dealing with pedants. A redundant definite article, and all.)
Naah. He’s really old style. If he feels that you need a smackdown, he’ll write in cuneiform. If he likes you, he might, just might, write in hieroplyphics.
I had to call him on business once. He has an off-the-shelf voicemail system set up to make it appear like he has employees besides himself. I thought it was funny.
Once you say “Conservative radio host thinks…” everything else after that is automatically garbage.
As a conservative radio host, I think that Argle Bargle Hassenfeffer Incorporated Mincemeat Pies Gyrating In Tuxedos.
AM Gold, Jerry!
New Hampshire republican Peter Hansen refers to women as “vaginas” in congressional listserv email. Then complains about being taken out of context, and accuses people who think “vagina” is a derogatory term should get their heads checked.
He’s a prick, but of course I don’t mean that in any derogatory way.
The man’s a numbskull. Absolutely nothing he says should surprise anyone.
We should write him. I hear the pen is mightier than the V-word.
You left out my personal (or maybe “poisonal”) favorite: the Terrorist Fist Jab.
I have apparently participated in many terrorist fist jabs in my day. Imagine my horror when Fox Fair and Balanced News came in and informed me that I was somehow supporting terrorism.
I never understood how touching fists among ‘urban youth’ somehow got wound up associated with militant Islamic terrorism. They are aware that the swarthy-skinned middle easterners are not the exact same thing as the decidedly more cocoa-skinned members of the african-american community? Or is anything that isn’t white exactly the same as everything else that isn’t white according to FOX?
Don’t answer that. I don’t want to know the full depths of their stupidity.
He should tell it to his fellow Republicans in whatever-state-that-was who chucked a female state legislator out for daring to say the V-word.
Yeeaah, that was Michigan.
I wish the sexist pigs would get their stories straight when it comes to lecturing the rest of us about what we should and shouldn’t be offended by.
Big as I am on gender equality and respect for all peoples, I’m more offended by his use of an apostrophe to form a plural. Republicans are supposed to say offensive things about darkies and women and teh gheys, but they usually do so with proper grammar and syntax.
Of course not.
But militant Islamic terrorists and black American youth also both wear rags on their heads. Really, they bring it on themselves.
So, does that mean he thinks it’s ok for us to call him a dick?
He’s presumably okay with penis.
I’m ok with calling him a penis.