Stupid Republican idea of the day

Didn’t he play for the Lakers?

But seriously, at what point do conservatives decide to take back the Republican party from the mouth breathing idiots that are now their public face?

Along with Santa Claus, Jesus, and King Triton from The Little Mermaid?

That’s nothing. They’re in our bars too! I hear they’re now serving something called al-cohol. And they’re infiltrating our computer systems, using al-gorithms!

I thought that was a former Veep trying to dance.

And giving us our weather reports with al-rokers.

And putting admirals in charge of the Navy. Admirals!

You guys are getting weird with this Al thing.

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On MSNBC this morning, GOP Rep. Luke Messer — the President of the Republican Freshman Class — accused Obama of hyping the difference between the two plans as a way to distract from the “scandals.”
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Passing legislation is a distraction from the real work of congress, namely obstructing the president.

It’s a trap!

And they’ve seeded evil-empire colonies all over outer space, e.g., Algol, Aldebaran, Betelguese, Deneb, Altair, and Mizar!! :eek:

Today, Fox News’ print edition (i.e., the Wall Street Journal) has taken a bold stand against one of the most insidious threats to our way of life to ever darken our golden shores.

A cruel totalitarian scheme wrought at the hands of a shadowy all-powerful lobby, supported by an autocratic regime against which the common man is completely helpless.

I refer, of course, to bike-sharing.

They’re a plague, I tells ya!

I have to admire the reporter who was interviewing (well, shilling for) Dorothy Rabinowitz in that piece, for keeping a straighter face than I could have managed.

Just watched the video. Ddamn, she’s crazy.

:dubious:Somehow I doubt that, Dorothy.

Obviously, if they got rid of the bikes, no car driver would ever get stuck in traffic in NYC again. Yep.

Surrender Dorothy.

Obviously, President Obama is failing because he isn’t compromising with Republicans enough.

It was all I could do not to scream in frustration in the middle of the bookstore.

I kept expecting something along the lines of <RR>oh “bike” sharing</RR>

Never mind.

Bitch.

Now, when you say “Surrender Dorothy”, do you mean for Dorothy to surrender herself, or for others in her company to arrest her and offer to extradite her, because the context is ambiguous, m’hay.