Stupid Republican idea of the day

So . . . is there a movement to send her rape kits in the interest of education?

Republican congresscritters are planning to stonewall any constituent questions about Obamacare.

Petulant fucking children is what the GOP has devolved into. Party before Country every time.

I’m surprised Generalissimo LePage didn’t just order the reporters shot. What a pussy.

He is the type I call a “Banana Republican”.

Nope.

Wire hangers.

(Really! :p)

Send her a rape ist.

Rape ist.

Ist.

Ist.

Stupid autocorrect.

Wasting no time after the Supreme Court’s ruling today, Texas’s AG has vowed to implement their Voter ID law, and made mention that redistricting maps passed by their legislature can now be used.

Honestly, that second part scares me more than the first. Now many GOP-heavy states can just gerrymander with impunity to even further reduce the amount of liberal politicians elected.

Is that stupid, or just morally bankrupt?

With Republicans that all kind of just blends together.

My vote is for “rat-like cunning”.

Ken Cuccinelli Warns Gay Marriage Will Lead To Polygamy

To tell the truth, I don’t have a moral problem with multiple marriage partners as long as they are all consenting adults and not a 14 year old married to a 65 year old church elder. (I think multiple marriages have practical problems with things like insurance coverage, etc.)

But to say that gay marriage leads to multiple marriage is a huge stretch.

I’m surprised he didn’t bring up the married to a sheep argument.

Naw, you don’t marry sheep, just date them when the wife is out of town.

Another great moment in derpery from the Texas Legislature – state senator Bob Deuell explains that pregnancy results only from “accurate intercourse”.

Presumably innacurate intercourse would be Up The Butt, Bob

“You can’t be pregnant! I curve slightly to the left!”

Even worse, he’s a doctor! An actual board-certified physician with a currently-active partnership. Remember, folks, always ask your doctor which party he votes for.

Where the fuck does the GOP find these ex-doctors who somehow know less about pregnancy than jr high health teachers?

I guess that explains why changed professions, though.

Unfortunately, they’re using their new positions to force the junior high health teachers to tell lies about sex, pregnancy, and abortion. And they’re forcing doctors to do the same thing. And counselors at women’s health clinics, but not the anti-abortion so-called “crisis centers”, because they lie already.

Texas Republican Says Senator Wendy Davis Is A Terrorist For Filibustering Anti-Abortion Bill

http://www.addictinginfo.org/2013/06/27/texas-republican-says-senator-wendy-davis-is-a-terrorist-for-filibustering-anti-abortion-bill-image/#ixzz2XVm0qqnf

To be fair, he and the Texas GOP are terrified of her.

Not to defend anyone here, but was he actually talking about Senator Davis or was he talking about the crowd (excuse me, let me translate that into Republiscum…“mob”)?