Stupid Republican idea of the day

[ElvisL1ves]

@BrainGlutton

BTW, Democratic Underground’s Top 10 Conservative Idiots of the Week is back! Today’s (early) edition here.

YES!!! I still miss Bob Boudelang, Angry American Patriot, though.

[Death_of_Rats]

Annnnddd…We don’t know how, we don’t know what, we can’t even really explain why but it’s time to start warming up the Impeachment Train! Just in time for 2014 elections.

Because, IRS.

…

or Mexicans.

[Rhythmdvl]

or Benghazi … or Hurricane Katria … or the BP spill … or for removing Edwin M. Stanton …

[bup]

@Steve_MB

I guess the senator ran out of time before getting to her remarks concerning watermelon:

Damn. Now I’m really hungry for Popeye’s.

[TonySinclair]

@Rhythmdvl

or Benghazi … or Hurricane Katria … or the BP spill … or for removing Edwin M. Stanton …

Two words. Teapot Dome.

[BrainGlutton]

@TonySinclair

Two words. Teapot Dome.

Hmmm . . . Hey, you know which POTUS is tea-colored?!

[sylmar]

@Death_of_Rats

Annnnddd…We don’t know how, we don’t know what, we can’t even really explain why but it’s time to start warming up the Impeachment Train! Just in time for 2014 elections.

Because, IRS.

…

or Mexicans.

Let’s stop beating around the bush and get down to brass tacks.

He’s a Kenyan Muslim and that there’s an impeachable Oh-fence. We don’t tolerate them kind around here.

Dumb twit walked through the front door of the White House instead of using the servants entrance and now a lot of gullible folk think he’s legit.

Now if the gallery will stop laughing at us we’ll get these impeachment proceedings underway.

[Karrius]

Behold, the party of “personal responsibility”: http://www.addictinginfo.org/2013/08/20/gop-lawmaker-blames-his-multiple-dwi-charges-on-gay-marriage/

[user_hostile]

@sylmar

Let’s stop beating around the bush and get down to brass tacks.

He’s a Kenyan Muslim and that there’s an impeachable Oh-fence. We don’t tolerate them kind around here.

Dumb twit walked through the front door of the White House instead of using the servants entrance and now a lot of gullible folk think he’s legit.

Now if the gallery will stop laughing at us we’ll get these impeachment proceedings underway.

Coburn, who described himself as a “personal friend” of Obama’s, said he was “fed up” and “frustrated” with the status quo.

This reminds me of an old SCTV sketch comedy line where Johnny LaRue (played by John Candy) talks about a friend of his in Polynesiatown (IIRC):

He’s a friend, a friend for life–but then he’ll stab you in your back. Still, he’s a great friend, looking out for you, buying you drinks–until he stabs you in the back. But he’ll always be your best friend.

[5_time_champ]

@Steve_MB

I guess the senator ran out of time before getting to her remarks concerning watermelon:

I love the Denver Post editorial board’s tweet “finger-lickin’ stupid”

[BrainGlutton]

@Karrius

Behold, the party of “personal responsibility”: http://www.addictinginfo.org/2013/08/20/gop-lawmaker-blames-his-multiple-dwi-charges-on-gay-marriage/

Gay marriage makes straight people drive drunk.

Okayyyy . . .

[foolsguinea]

Well, if they impeach Obama for actually violating laws in this NSA mess, that might be legit. Then they can impeach Biden, then Boehner, then Obama’s entire cabinet…

This might be Eric Cantor’s chance to be President?

[elucidator]

The giant asteroid is still his best bet.

[Steve_MB]

@foolsguinea

This might be Eric Cantor’s chance to be President?

@elucidator

The giant asteroid is still his best bet.

I dunno – maybe he should try running for president of a small asteroid first and see how that works out.

[BrainGlutton]

Santorum: Liberals make it uncomfortable to shower at the YMCA.

[Locrian]

@BrainGlutton

Gay marriage makes straight people drive drunk.

Okayyyy . . .

That’s funny. GOP lawmakers who blame their drinking on SSM is what makes ME drink.

[Balance]

@BrainGlutton

Santorum: Liberals make it uncomfortable to shower at the YMCA.

Okay, I’ll admit it: my first thought was “Stupid sexy liberals”, getting poor Santorum all aroused in the shower and embarrassing him.

Then I actually read the article, and it’s even dumber. An anti-abortion group that was using the YMCA to shower between protests made themselves obnoxious enough that the Y–note, not “liberals”, not government officials, but a (nominally) Christian facility–kicked them out. Dude, it’s not the liberals’ fault your pet protesters are colossal jerks. You need to look closer to home for that.

[Locrian]

@BrainGlutton

Santorum: Liberals make it uncomfortable to shower at the YMCA.

Oh for fuck’s sake, Ricky-poo! Thanks for the compliment, I guess.

FROM ARTICLE:
“You see, what the left does, what the pro-choice movement does is they just don’t focus on their little issue, they focus on everything they do and every aspect of their life,” he explained. “They make it uncomfortable for students who come to Austin to shower at a young men’s Christian association YMCA gym.”

“Because they live it. They’re passionate. They’re willing to do and say uncomfortable things in mixed company. They’re willing to make the sacrifice at their business because they care enough… They simply won’t give up. We have the truth and we give up! We have righteousness and we give up because it’s unpopular!”

If having righteousness forces you to give up your bullshit God’s Own Party ideas, then stay righteous. The reason Students For Life were kicked out was because they broke the rules and brought debate into a neutral community place where all are welcome.

[elucidator]

[Totally aside]: So, quoting CarmelKorn, I notice that he coded something as “white” text and it didn’t show up on my monitor. I’m wondering if that happens to everybody?

How can you tell a blonde has been using your word processor? White Out all over the monitor.

[/TA]

[silenus]

What chu talkin’ 'bout, 'luci?
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