Wrong thread, luc.
Yeah.
As penance, pit yourself at the Stupid Blond Joke Post of the day thread
You’re making that up! This is the Dope, not reddit or, God forbid, 4chan.
“winsomeness”??!!
Winsomeness, losesomeness…
Showers, winsomeness, pink tie…
You win some, you lose some, some get rained out, but you gotta suit up for every one.
Fortunately, Santorum loses more than he wins!
Now that Filner has agreed to get his Joker face out of the San Diego mayor’s office, the coast should be clear for the GOP to take the job back. Their top contender would seem to be former City Council member Bob DeMaio, who has been running for Congress.
Except he has a little habit of his ownthat’s come to light. True, excusing himself from Council meetings to go polish the porpoise in the men’s room has no victims, really, but it’s still something one really ought not to do, especially if one is a public official, wouldn’t you think?
It’s all perfectly legit. He was just getting in touch with a voting member of his cauc-us, right?
I agree. Public officials must face public scrutiny. He should masturbate in public.
That poor guy. That just makes me embarrassed for him. And for the New York Post. And for the news media in general. And for anybody who clicks on the link.
When masturbation is outlawed, only outlaws…no, that’ll never work. Forget it.
After four years of Republicans saying they want to “repeal and replace” Obamacare without actually saying what they wanted to replace it with, Mike Huckabee has come up with an idea;
Instead of paying for people to get health insurance, the Republican Party should just cure cancer.
I solemnly swear, in public, as Eugene V. Debs is my witness, that if Mike Huckabee cures cancer I will vote for him! I will move to wherever I have to in order to vote for him.
If I thought he’d do it, that actually would get my vote.
Doesn’t have to provide a cure, just fund a serious national effort.
My understanding is that there is no lack of effort, but that the task is so daunting. There is almost no such definable thing as “cancer”. Not like cholera, say, which you can define and treat, or any other the other diseases.
Before i’ll vote for an asshole like Huckabee, I need a genuine, one hundred percent no bullshit miracle.
How about “They’ll have to pry my cock from my cold dead hand”?
. . . it probably means you live in Virginia.