Stupid Republican idea of the day

Wouldn’t a good Republican superhero be charging what the market will bear for his heroics, rather than encouraging people to become dependent on Big Justice?

If they want to stop being cast as the villains, perhaps they should stop being villainous.

You with your complicated ideas.

One can’t help wondering how Great American Clark Kent could bear working for a lefty liberal rag like The Daily Planet.

All part of his cover. Like changing the contours of your face and becoming unrecognizable by wearing stupid horn-rimmed glasses. Genius!

I’ve never watched Family Guy, but based on this endorsement, I had better start watching. As a good liberal, I just loves me some anti-American, anti-capitalist, anti-Christian, anti-morality messages!

A genius, you say?

Clearly a part of the lefty intellectual elite!

I see. And where do you stand on sexy parties?

I’m in favor of them, in principle. But as a married man, I only partake in those that consist solely of me and my wife. :smiley:

I have plans to market a cologne for men of mature years that publicly announces their marital status and unflinching fidelity. Call it Old Spouse. My fortune is made.

Another quote is, “The fact is, television shows attempt to appeal to a wide range of audiences. But audiences aren’t likely to watch programs that praise racism, homophobia, and hating women, therefore aren’t likely to remain on the air long if they make it at all.” Heck, that’s what I thought, “Over the Hill”, was about - especially Hank’s Dad.

The latest flap in Looney-Land is the grave disrespect Obama has for the Resolute Desk. Despite photos of W and Ford with their feet up on the very same desk, conservatives are all aboil that some uppity Nee-gro would sully the desk with his feet.

The mind would boggle, but instead just sighs.

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Faux News wants him impeached for this.

Wow, I never saw that website before. It looks like it’s good for hours of fun.

This article caught my eye. They have absolute proof, second hand from a “former senior military leader,” that Obama is quietly purging the military of senior officers who refuse to fire on American citizens.

As usual, the comments from the enraged patriots are priceless.

“If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: ‘President Can’t Swim.’”

– Lyndon B. Johnson

Georgia Governor Receives Kick-Backs For Obstructing Health Care Reform

http://www.addictinginfo.org/2013/09/04/the-real-deal-georgia-governor-receives-kick-backs-for-obstructing-health-care-reform/

Wow. That’s some powerful stupid. I find it soul crushingly depressing that there are that many people out there that will believe that crap.

I did a little Googling on the “2009 Nobel Peace Prize nominee Jim Garrow” and his Pink Pagoda (terrible name) organization, and he sounds like a real piece of work. At best, a con man and teller of tall tales; at worst, a trafficker of children.

“Peace Prize nominee” doesn’t mean squat. All kinds of people are “nominated”.

Actually, Nobel Peace Prize nominee does mean something. It’s just used incorrectly in describing Garrow, whose nomination is “secret” and a lie.