You seem to have forgotten the Grand Fenwick strategy. The key point is to soak us for all the foreign aid money you can get.
and The NRA. That brings us up to an even dozen branches
And we have not even touched on the roots of government.
2 + 2 = 5 for moderately large values of 2.
Meh. Only oil we can pump. Fracking’s too much trouble.
Only, by that time, everybody north of the former U.S.-Canadian border, including the Quebecois, will be speaking Spanish anyway. Because you just let us dismantle your line of immigration-defense, Joser!
Hah ! Joke’s on you. If you came back and did that again today, it would be an improvement.
Primo, we have three kinds of oil : the pumped one, the fracked one and we also have the tar sands
Deuxio, we already have Mexican immigrants and migrant workers, and we welcome them. We also have a large Latino community (thanks to US policies in Latin America) and they are a vibrant part of our country. We are not scared of them, nor are we marginalizing them. In fact, we might amend our conquest plans to include them in our take over of the US. Thanks for the idea !
You forgot rapeseed oil.
You shouldn’t mention rape in a Republican idea thread. Their ideason the subject are pretty unconventional…
Last night, the AP released a story alleging that Terry McAuliffe had lied to a federal investigator. The story was quickly retracted when it occurred to somebody at the AP office that:
[ol]
[li]McAuliffe might not be the only person in existence with the initials “T.M.”, and[/li]
[li]“T.M.”'s explanation for the money (“a payment for construction work that T.M. had performed in Caramadre’s house”) is unlikely to have been offered by McAuliffe, unless he has a sideline of personally installing toilets and hanging drywall in between political campaigns.[/li][/ol]
In short, the bogosity of this story was obvious upon the most cursory investigation. Need I add that this “bombshell” was instantly picked up by Wile E. Kookinelli?
Not until February, anyway.
Representative Gary Miller (R-CA) caught on camera (until he puts his hand over it) blowing off a question about the shutdown.
I’ll take that as a no.
HA! Your plan is doomed to fail! We will bring…
wait for it…
A FLAG!
I was told we needed flag PINS. grumble
How could I forget the favorite Republican oil :smack:
Since we don’t have Republicans with sick ideas about rape in CANada, we call stuff CANola oil.
and
The 6th of Minnesota has a candidate crazy enough to replace Michele Bachmann.
Aside from the very odd ad, he is, politically, nearly a Bachmann clone with many of the same strange ideas.
No. No no no no no no no no. No. He’s just dumb enough to win.
rocks in corner and cries
I thought that was the plan. We allow you to distract us with Ted Cruz while you raze Detroit. We get the insurance money and split it. You just need to give us time to get some of the nicer corporations out of there first.
We call it the Darrell Issa strategy.