Stupid Republican idea of the day

Also in line with not-wanting-to-start-a-new-thread, what’s the current status of that AZ Chucklehead’s super-birther-posse? Did they turn in their final reports or are they still saying they’ve got somethign to release some day?

Most recent story googling “arpaio obama” turns up is from August.

I’ve never been paid that much for an article. I’d do it for half. Who do I send my Paypal account?

BTW, I am food writer, so the report may be peppered with nonsense.

You didn’t really think you’d get away with that stinker, did you?

If I were Udall, I’d get on every ad buy I can find and say something like “there you have it, Republican voters of Colorado: Mr. Hill said it was a joke. He doesn’t really think Obama was born in Kenya, and thinks that it’s foolish to believe otherwise. I applaud Mr. Hill’s finally coming out and saying what we all know: President Obama was born in the United States.”

I’m genuinely curious to see how Hill would react.

But will it also be larded with facts?

As long as it is not cheesy.

Actually, it will probably be larded with innuendo.

Or at least supposition.

As long as it skewers its detractors…

Sheesh, Kobal, that was awful.

Well, you have to take this comment with a grain of salt.

Drunken Republican Rep. Don Dwyer (R-MD) Says It Was Gay Marriage That Made Him Operate Vehicles Under The Influence

Texas anti-LGBT crusader won local election by pretending to be black

Yeah, I got no beef with y’all, even if the pun was a bit ham-fisted.

As long as you don’t chicken out, that would look fishy.

Ham-handed.

Good gravy! All of these puns are making my eyes glaze over…

Not my cup of tea. I say it like it is, go straight to the substantive marrow of the argument and never sugar-coat it. If people agree with me that’s the cherry on top, but if they don’t, it’s no skin off my bones.

Get the puns out of your system today because punning should never be done on Sundae.

Oh, thank you. It’s just brown and water…

Mmmmm…supposition.