Wrong. Get it right, ‘just brown and water’ is decaf coffee.
detop
November 9, 2013, 7:50pm
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You’re right. Saturday is a much better day to spice things up.
Why am I suddenly hungry?
I don’t know where you are but it’s lunch thyme here.
All these names are going on the list. Soon.
Must be too late to curry favor then.
Kobal2
November 9, 2013, 8:31pm
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Come on if you think you’re taffy 'nuff.
detop
November 9, 2013, 8:46pm
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Don’t be such a sour puss. It’s no use crying over spilled milk.
sylmar
November 9, 2013, 10:38pm
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Sad day when people regard 44,000 clams as small potatoes. I’d be more than happy to steak a claim to it.
septimus
November 11, 2013, 8:21am
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Lettuce us move on, peas. If more ribbing is kneaded just for the halibut, veal free to launch a second-course thread: Spare ribs .
The thread topic deserves real beef: The Atlantic has an interesting article “What If Rand Paul Were a Woman?” suggesting the junior senator from Kentucky gets a pass on his stupidities because he’s male. If she were a woman, the debate would focus on the dichotomy “Pretty vs. Pretty Dumb.”
septimus:
Lettuce us move on, peas. If more ribbing is kneaded just for the halibut, veal free to launch a second-course thread: Spare ribs .
The thread topic deserves real beef: The Atlantic has an interesting article “What If Rand Paul Were a Woman?” suggesting the junior senator from Kentucky gets a pass on his stupidities because he’s male. If she were a woman, the debate would focus on the dichotomy “Pretty vs. Pretty Dumb.”
The only Stupid Republican Idea in that would Paul’s ideas in general, wouldn’t it?
Without a birth certificate, how do we know he’s not a woman, posing as a man in order to gain advantage?
In a retro-nostalgic revival of the old spoils system, Louisiana Gov. Bobby Jindal has been appointing campaign donors to public offices . (Not sure if this falls under “stupid” or “corrupt,” assuming any need to choose.)
Rush Limbaugh: Democrats have turned women into “abortion machines.”
Limbaugh, who once called Georgetown Law student Sandra Fluke a “slut” because she expressed the belief that insurance companies should be compelled to cover birth control, has his gullet in a bunch over the way he feels that women have been “demeaned” by liberal policies. Yesterday, he said,
Look at what [liberals] are doing to women with their policies: They’re demeaning them, they’re turning them into nothing but abortion machines. There’s so much that we could be doing to just fight back, but the Republican Party, even if they had all the money in the world right now, doesn’t seem inclined to do any of this.
Another cool way that Rush Limbaugh has defended women against being “demeaned”: That time he suggested that abortion rates would decrease if women had to use guns to perform them.
George W. Bush is going to raise funds for the Messianic Jewish Bible Institute, an organization dedicated to converting Jews to Christianity.
NJ Gov. Chris Christie yells at a teacher.
“Why,” a New Jersey teacher asked Gov. Chris Christie (R), “do you continue to spread the myth that our schools and teachers are failing?”
The teacher who asked this at a campaign rally in Somer’s Point on Saturday (ahead of Tuesday’s gubernatorial election in the state) is Melissa Tomlinson, an elementary school teacher who also runs an after-school program. Christie answered in his trademark Christie way: by yelling at her. He pointed a finger at her, as this picture shows, and shouted:
“Because they are!”
He also said:
“I am tired of you people. What do you want?”
Tomlinson’s question seems like a fair one, given that New Jersey public schools overall have long done extremely well on the metric that school reformers like Christie believe are the most telling about academic achievement: standardized test scores. You can take a look here at some of the stats. By this standard, it seems that most New Jersey teachers are doing their jobs — despite severe education budget cuts of at least $1 billion by the Christie administration (according to this Star-Ledger piece). That of course hasn’t stopped Christie, as Jersey Jazzman notes here on his useful education blog, from repeatedly attacking teachers and their unions.
I like the Reasons She 9the author of the piece) likes this, given at the end:
Saves a ton of money and time waiting in abortion clinic waiting rooms when what I really want to do, as a lady, is get straight to the abortin’! One thing women love more than anything is vaginal cramping and bleeding! I love doctors, man! I love having my genitalia scrutinized over by people wearing novelty scrubs! All bitches do!
I’ve always wondered what it would be like to be a robot. Once my transition to machine is complete, I’m going to go around saying ABORT ABORT ABORT in a robot voice to my robo-friends and we’re all going to laugh and laugh because that can mean two things.
Abortion Machine is a good band name.
#3 shows that, if she isn’t already, she’d be a good Doper.
Voyager
November 11, 2013, 8:50pm
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BrainGlutton:
In a retro-nostalgic revival of the old spoils system, Louisiana Gov. Bobby Jindal has been appointing campaign donors to public offices . (Not sure if this falls under “stupid” or “corrupt,” assuming any need to choose.)
What do you mean revival? You think that ever went away in Louisiana?
Well if Bush wants to use some enhanced techniques for converting Jews, and let’s face it, his administration PIONEERED enhanced interrogation techniques (cough)waterboarding(cough) then I know of some Jews who have the experience and the skills to help him out with his enhancements . Granted, they don’t come cheap …
Typical Loseranna, trying to pretend they are more fucked that Texas. In Texas, corrupt isn’t against the law, corrupt is the law!
