“And how do you like Irish children?”
“Parboiled!” said Tom, swiftly.
Republicans wanting to “help” the poor is a pretty good stratagem. It makes them seem sympathetic even though their remedies are basically knives in the backs of the poor, and it distracts from the losses the middle class is incurring under the American Oligarchy. Clever. Of course you guys aren’t fooled but the mainstream media repeatedly demonstrate that they will obediently parrot any crap the Republicans care to spew out.
The LIBERAL media?! The devil you say!
“Stand back!” Tom ejaculated!
Former U.S. Lieutenant General William G. “Jerry” Boykin thinks, Jesus is coming back as a warrior and an AR-15 will be his weapon of choice:
[QUOTE=General William G. “Jerry” Boykin]
The Lord is a warrior and in Revelation 19 it says when he comes back, he’s coming back as what? A warrior. A might warrior leading a mighty army, riding a white horse with a blood-stained white robe … I believe that blood on that robe is the blood of his enemies 'cause he’s coming back as a warrior carrying a sword.
And I believe now - I’ve checked this out - I believe that sword he’ll be carrying when he comes back is an AR-15.
Now I want you to think about this: where did the Second Amendment come from? … From the Founding Fathers, it’s in the Constitution. Well, yeah, I know that. But where did the whole concept come from? It came from Jesus when he said to his disciples ‘now, if you don’t have a sword, sell your cloak and buy one.’
I know, everybody says that was a metaphor. IT WAS NOT A METAPHOR! He was saying in building my kingdom, you’re going to have to fight at times. You won’t build my kingdom with a sword, but you’re going to have to defend yourself. And that was the beginning of the Second Amendment, that’s where the whole thing came from. I can’t prove that historically and David [Barton] will counsel me when this is over, but I know that’s where it came from.
And the sword today is an AR-15, so if you don’t have one, go get one. You’re supposed to have one. It’s biblical.
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This guy is a five gallon bucket of bat shit crazy.
Do they not have psychological evaluations for ranking officers in the Army?
“I have no reason whatsoever to believe this, experts in the field keep debunking the idea and I sure as shit can’t prove it’s true, but I know it is”.
Sounds legit.
(Cue Aerosmith…)
Jesus got a gun (chicka-wang-wang)
Jesus got a gun (chicka-wang-wang)
Check his new attitude!
The Lord’s in a killer mood!
He’s looking for the Devil and the Devil better get outa town!
Sinners best go with him, 'cause Jesus gonna mow 'em down!
Jesus got a gun (chicka-wang-wang)
Jesus got a gun (chicka-wang-wang)
South Carolina has two colleges?
What do they use them for?
Football.
To be fair, it really does sound like he’s only joking.
It’s Jerry Boykin. He’s not joking.
One white, one colored.
They are actually an underground railroad system designed to help any intelligent children, capable of critical thinking but misfortunately born in South Carolina, to eventually escape South Carolina.
Somebody better check to see if he is scribbling “Purity of Essence” on his memo pads.
Just more run-of-the-mill United States as a Christian nation bullshit.
Michele Bachmann says Obama was elected because ofwhite guilt towards blacks:
What, there’s no such thing as male guilt?
Nah. Fuck 'em.