Oh, this guy?
Maybe we should sent Issa to the Ukraine. You know, to get to the bottom of things. Preferably a lake.
So we should take Issa to the quarry and throw…
uhhh…
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Sorry. [Emily Litella voice] Never mind [/ E L voice]
Because ACORN is just that good! :eek:
Or it could be that Fox News is getting too distracted by [del]Obamacare[/del]…[del]the IRS[/del]…[del]Bengahzi[/del]…the Ukraine to keep us informed…
Dear Congresscritter King: I hate to break this to you, but there is an obvious alternative hypothesis to explain why your toe-tappin’ in the men’s room gets shot down like the Libyan Air Force…
Provider One bids three hundred quatloos.
From the Party’s TV channel:
By the same logic, I would like King to prove he is a Christian.
Yeah, well, how do we know they’re not just going through the motions?
NITPICK: Despite what you may have seen in documentaries about Scrooge McDuck, gold does not lend itself to use as a medium for swimming in. The individual pieces, being in solid form, are far too dense to permit the average person to attain directed motion.
If the gold is transformed into a liquid state, immersion for more than a second or two will probably result in death.
Also, gold in a liquid state would not be properly referred to as “statues.”
*Someone *didn’t see the latest Hobbit movie.
Oh my goodness, so much stupid there. Two points immediately jump out:
Uh, Steve…religion is self-professed. Or…how do I know you’re really Jewish? Just because you say you are?
Yeah, what’s a bigot to do? Here’s a thought…how about not discriminating against anybody?
Okay, okay, unless you’ve got Benedict Cumberbatch providing your voice and motion capture sensors.
Colbert might not pick this ninny for his flip a district campaign for the simple reason that it is just too easy to make fun of Steve King.
But he clearly did see that Game of Thrones episode where the Dragon Queen’s brother got his richly deserved golden crown.
He also might not because Colbert is not Bill Maher, the guy actually doing the “flip a district” thing… 
Right, Colbert’s thing is to know a district. (In the Biblical sense, I think he means.)
OMG! Issa is really Jar Jar Binks! Have you ever seen them together? I think not.
Paul Ryan : The left doesn’t understand that what happens when you give a free lunch to a kid is that he thinks that his parents don’t care for him.
So … What, exactly are you saying, Paul? That kids will be better off without lunch because then they’ll think that someone cares?