First things first . . .
They should add Reagan to the control side with Obama, or have all the Republicans forgotten about the Mulford Act?
Me and my band of hippy commandoes will hide while they resolve the leadership and command issues, then bury the dead and ransom the survivors.
OK, help me out here. How would a proposed billion dollar multi-year project that will be seen as serving American interests first and Ukraine interests second (beneficial as it may be) be the key to two sides shooting at each other NOW?
Well – we’ll let the survivors bury the dead, then ransom them.
Now, will you pass that bong?
Is Michele Bachmann still a Republican? She hasn’t joined the Monster Raving Looney Party, correct? Because she feels that American Jews “sold out” Israel by supporting Obama and by not supporting additional sanctions against Iran.
I guess she is through pretending to run for President.
What? Oh, “Republican” is just the name for the MRLP’s American branch. (It would have been against party ideology pick the same name again, too predictable.)
OK, hit bong, bury survivors, ransom the dead. Simple plans are best.
You left out:
4-Profit
No, that’s not winning. Winning means getting your movement’s goals. So yeah, Ghandi won independence for India, MLK got civil rights, and Lincoln won the Civil War. Winners all.
Why don’t Americans wake up and realize that ACORN is behind the crisis in Ukraine?
If you had hit that bong, you’d know we aren’t going to be counting all the way up to four. Hell, if you hit that bong, you’ll think 'luc’s last post makes perfect sense. 
<shudder – that’s the first time I noticed the new smilies; they’ll take some getting used to> <or a few more hits>
Gandhi
Who? 
I don’t find it funny. I’m really annoyed by that particular error being repeated at this place of fighting ignorance.
And if we plan ahead we don’t have to do anything right now. Earl explained it to me.
Gandhi fucking Malmsteen, that’s who.
I don’t consider it ignorance, just sloppiness, like a typo. Let’s focus on real ignorance, like people claiming Gandhi (got it!) was pro-gun. THAT is ignorance.