Does Google Translate do “Greek to Dumbass”?
Wait. When did Republican sex stop being solely for the purposes of procreation so everyone else should be prevented from doing it? When did it become about fun for them? 
When they started building airport bathrooms?
Cite?
You are the proud winner of Darryl Issa’s entire back catalog of porn work. 
… seems legit.
It’s not about fun for them. It’s about NO fun for YOU.
The fact that this is also a critical health concern for more than half the population is of no matter. The side effect that it allows people to have sex for fun and not for procreation makes it immoral. I’m pretty sure they think fun is immoral, too.
No, I’d say in that case the dumbth lies with the voters.
Senator, you live in Alaska. Sex in your state is neither for recreation nor reproduction, it’s for keeping warm.
Guys, girls, and everyone in between, undecided, or other:
The Republicans have a perfectly reasonable, logical, and moral outlook. You need to stop bashing them and mocking them like this.
Marriage is a holy and sacred thing, which is why it is a lifelong commitment to be entered into when you are a young and inexperienced virgin, and why we have those nice drive-thru wedding chapels. If you made a mistake entering into one of these unbreakable lifelong bonds and need to annul that sucker while hung over the next day, you should be forgiven and allowed to try again, as many times as you like. Because marriage is about monogamous lifetime partnerships between one man and one woman, unless you change your mind, then it’s all good.
But don’t get any ideas about sex for pleasure while married. No sir. Marriage is about procreation.
If you want to get your jollies, there’s nothing wrong with extramarital same-sex bathroom stall quickies, or enjoying the services of your rent-a-boy, all the while actively campaigning against the evils of homosexuality. After all, you need to do a little research and have some experience with the subject matter before commenting on it. Otherwise you’ll just look foolish.
Trust the experts. Trust the socially conservative members of our society. They know the difference between right and wrong. They’re right and everyone else is wrong.
Better to engage in other physical exertion to quiet those immoral urges. Maybe Hike the Appalachian Trail.
But not dancing. That’s even more immoral than sex.
Square Dancing might be OK…
Waltzing is right out, though. It’s a sensual, lascivious dance.
It leads to group sex.
Yes, but slack-jawed, round shouldered, flaccid-underarmed, group sex. Which while sex, isn’t that fun.
I’ll pass that along to my dad and his wife. :eek:
Imagine the streets of Minneapolis if Kevin Love, Ricky Rubio, Chase Budinger, Robbie Hummell, and JJ Barea were unleashed upon it.
But, when “Midnight Basketball” was a thing, intended to reduce crime, oooooooooh how the Republicans lampooned that! From Wikipedia:
Although one Republican was in favor:
It’s very simple. All those neighborhood kids playing midnight basketball, how much would they really have to steal? But if the NBA were to fold, all those players would have to steal millions to support their lifestyles. Is that what you want, some of this nation’s noble millionaires forced into lives of nonstop larceny? For shame.