Bill Kristol complains about American “war-weariness.”
And here’s an awesome counterrant by Charles P. Pierce!
It just gets better from there.
Except, her GOP rival blames her win on the open primary, suggesting that a bunch of Democrats crossed over to vote for her so that their candidate would have an easier time of it – he went so far as to say they were afraid to face a real opponent.
But, really, who can resist low-hanging fruit?
Nobody, if the low-hanging fruit is Mango!
Meet Molotov Mitchell, North Carolina’s new candidate for the District 16 seat in the NC Senate.
Yes, his name is Molotov (he says in another interview I read that he legally changed his name to that).
Highlights:
Birther, producer of far-right movies (his production company is called Illuminati Pictures), host of a WorldNetDaily show which “could best be described as a more conservative, deep Internet Glenn Beck.”
I’d like to think that this is not going to go over well in liberal Raleigh, but I don’t even try to guess anymore what sort of craziness is going to happen next down here.
The state motto should be, “First to Secede, Buggrit Buggrit Millennium Hand and Shrimp!”
That would be the intelligent Republican idea of the day.
Oh, I hope that’s true, though. I don’t want to believe 54% would have voted for her seriously.
That would be appropriately stupid of them, especially since North Carolina was the **11th ** (ie last) state to secede. 
++Out of Cheese Error++
++Redo From Start++
As a NC escapee, I’d love to believe that Norf Car’lina has become the Foul Ole Ron of the United States. But it has to compete, at the very least, with Florida and Arizona.
Are you making fun of black speech? That would be racist.
Yeah, I’m sure the Democrats were terrified in a D+20 district that Jan Schakowsky has won eight times in a row without getting less than 66% of the vote.
No he’s making fun of North Carolina speech. He’s not racist, he’s statist. A self-loathing Nawth Car’linean.
What Drop said. North Carolinian, particularly in the West, is a unique and fascinating variant of SAE, full of nuance and subtlety and years of history. An it kinea sound lahk we all got mahwbles in ow moufs.
These past few years, I’m starting to wonder if there’s any other kind.
Nawth is how whites say it. Blacks say Norf. He knows the difference. He’s clearly a racist. No doubt about it.
Yup, you got me. :rolleyes:
Totally racist! Racist racist racist!
This is fun.
You are confused. 54% of people is a rather very different thing from 54% of Republicans. (Sorry, that sounded what?)
No fears, so they trolled the Republican Primary. It’s how we have fun 'round these parts. How else do you think Bruce Rauner won?
Maybe Cockney?
Mushmouf! I loved Jodie Foster in The Silence of the Lambs. She didn’t talk funny, like most movie stars do. I mean, she talked like trash, but not funny. 
Could be - all those Cockneys in North Carolina and all.