Fox blames Obama for the latest Fort Hood massacre. Because something.
You suck BG. You suck so bad.
I have an interview today and now I’ll have 137 verses going through my head.
Me too!
We will pray with Zarathustra,
We’ll pray just like we use ta,
I’m a Zarathustra booster,
And it’s good enough for me.
My own favorite’s Astarte
A lusty wench and hearty
Taught them Hebrews how to party
And that’s good enough for me!
We will all see Aphrodite
Though she’s pretty wild and flighty
She will meet us in her nightie
And she’s good enough for me!
Sorry to continue the hijack, but … well I only do what the voices in my head tell me to.
Young Bacchus in the springtime
Leads the dancers round the grapevine
Soon those grapes are gonna be wine
And that’s good enough for me!
The Mikado Akihito
Doesn’t say He’s God, but we do!
It’s the good old Shinto credo
And it’s good enough for me!
Tezcatlipoca wants hearts
Even though it makes us barf
We will carve him up some tarts
And it’s good enough for me !
I will follow Dionysus
Straight through every moral crisis
For he knows my favorite vices
And that’s good enough for me!
*The IPUs so funny
She gives me lots of money
She’s my invisible honey
And that’s good enough for me! *
Although operas usually bore us
There is one that’s written for us
It’s the opera about Boris
And it’s Godunov for me!
I’d say you’ve all had about enough of them fluids!
It was good enough for Isis,
She really came through in a crisis!
And she never raised her prices,
That’s good enough for me.
*Let me follow dear old Buddha
For there is nobody cute-a
He comes in plaster, wood, or pewt-a
And that’s good enough for me *
I think I’ll have another drink. We’re still a long way from 137!
[Cartman] I hate you guys. [/Cartman]
Zoroaster’s an outlier
Gnosticism can often deter
But he made Freddie a rock star
And that’s good enough for me !
I’m impressed.
Oh, let’s hear it for old Loki
He’s the God of Chaos, that’s why
This verse doesn’t rhyme or scan or even parse all that well, really…
Aaaand it’s good enough for me!
We went off to worship Venus
By the Gods! You should have seen us!
Now the clinic has to screen us
But that’s good enough for me!
Of the Old Ones, none is vaster
Even Cthulhu’s not his master
He’s the unspeakable
And that’s good enough for me!