Stupid Republican idea of the day

[Kobal2]

@andros

Oh, let’s hear it for old Loki
He’s the God of Chaos, that’s why
This verse doesn’t rhyme or scan or even parse all that well, really…
Aaaand it’s good enough for me!

*Nice *one !

Anansi and the tar baby
Is a cute and funny story
Appropriated by whitey
And that’s horribly racist. We don’t sing about that.

[Ludovic]

Good old Iluvatar
only he knows where the Elves are
when they leave the plane of Arda
and that’s good enough for me

[septimus]

Yes, we love the sons of Ishmael
Oil wells have a godly smell
And for jets and tanks they pay well
And that’s good enough for me!

God said fight Magog and Gog, please
So we raped the pagan Iraqis
Halleluja-burt ‘n’ Saudis
And that’s good enough for me!

[CannyDan]

We do dances to bring water,
Prepare animals for slaughter,
Sacrifice our sons and daughters,
And it’s good enough for me.

[BrainGlutton]

It was good enough for Dagon
A conservative old pagan
Who still votes for Ronald Reagan
It’s good enough for me!

[Ludovic]

Let’s hoist a cup to Satan
even though he’s just a bait and
switch because no one’s just Jesus hatin’
but it’s good enough for me!

[andros]

In the shrine of Cecil Adams
All the misters and the madams
Well, you know Ed Zotti’s had 'em
So they’re good enough for me
.

[gregorio]

Can you seen old Janus?
He doesn’t even face us,
And he can see Uranus,
That’s good enough for me!

[Knorf]

I weep for what has happened to this thread.

[Really_Not_All_That_Bright]

Jesus Christ. And no, that wasn’t supposed to rhyme.

[Grrr]

@Knorf

I weep for what has happened to this thread.

It will be okay. We just have to wait a few minutes for a republican to do something stupid and this thread will be right back on track.

[Czarcasm]

Howzabout the god I.P.U
You need faith that that is her hue
As gods go she is quite new
And that’s good enough for me

[BrainGlutton]

@Shakes

It will be okay. We just have to wait a few minutes for a republican to do something stupid and this thread will be right back on track.

Here, although it’s more in the nature of a non-ideological brainfart a pol of either party might conceivably do.

Sen. Dan Coats (R-Ind.) was prepped for an appropriations hearing on the defense budget when he took his turn Wednesday afternoon, flipping papers on his lap, reading from them and commending the witness for his department’s prompt response to a letter Coats had sent about a military accounting office in his home state.

It was all fairly innocuous except for one problem: Coats was in the completely wrong hearing complimenting the wrong witness.

[Grey]

That’s just being a run off your feet human, not stupid.

[silenus]

It can be both, and non-partisan to boot.

[BrainGlutton]

Wisconsin GOPer running for U.S. House: “Our country is not going to survive if we continue this war on men”

[BrainGlutton]

Tea Party candidate Matt Bevin: The Founding Fathers were “very involved” in cockfighting and dogfighting

They were also very involved in slavery, Matt; times change.

[Really_Not_All_That_Bright]

Technically that was a SRI of four years ago.

[DoctorJ]

@BrainGlutton

Tea Party candidate Matt Bevin: The Founding Fathers were “very involved” in cockfighting and dogfighting

They were also very involved in slavery, Matt; times change.

I love this story so much. Bevin says he thought the gathering he was speaking at was a “State’s Rights” rally, when it was actually about legalizing cockfighting.

Considering what “States’ Rights” is usually dog whistle for, I can’t believe anybody thinks that’s better. “I didn’t know they were into fighting roosters; I thought they were just about keeping down the Negro.”

[elucidator]

Granpa? What’s a “Negro”?