Maybe we should have a plan where we require all Americans to raise chickens in order to pay for health care.
Or maybe —through increased taxes —the government could raise chickens and if we needed healthcare we would be able to get these government chickens free as part of some sort of a…
Single-Layer System.
Can I pay in a package of Kroger boneless-skinless chicken breasts? It’s a little more convenient. I’ll put them in a cooler!
Yo Obama, I’m really happy for you…omelette you finish. But Sue Lowden has one of the breast, I mean best health care plans of all time!
No, by Og, I will not offer a store bought processed chicken! If the chicken is to be boned, I will do it myself, as nature intended!
I thought chickens were supposed to be in a pot. 
I can’t believe you actually hit Submit Reply. You bastard. :D:smack:
That’s the kind of thing that gets a lot of farmers’ sons reputations out in the county, ya know…
A reputation and a scholarship offer from Texas A&M…
“Here’s five chickens to pay for the hospital bed time while I was recovering from H1N1, and two more to pay for the Tamiflu…”
I’ll be in my bunk.
It’s even screwier that they say we should use hams. I mean, everyone knows that like 90% of doctors are Jews. What’s next? Offering your accountant some shellfish?
-Joe
Here’s your change: two eggs over easy, and a chicken wing.
I think this is a fowl idea. Why just chickens? Are turkeys being discriminated against?
“So, whats the special today?”
“Beef tongue, sir, with choice of potato, and…”
“No way! Forget it, I’m not eating anything that came out of a cow’s mouth!”
“Very well, sir, what would you prefer?”
“Gimme a couple eggs, scrambled…”
Fud-a-bump ting!
Chickens aren’t worth that much! It’d be more like, “Here’s 2000 chickens for my hospital bed and another 200 for my meds.”
There need to be different denominations of chickens. Isn’t a good layer worth more than a roaster? Isn’t a KFC chicken leg worth more than one from Popeye’s?
Yeah, it costs 14 just to learn how to throw a boomerang.
Q: What do you say to a Nevada doctor who’s hassling you over a late payment?
A: “The chick’s in the mail!”
Hmmm. The average cost of a common procedure, an appendectomy, is $15850. The low end cost of a live chick is $.20. So, I would need 3170 chicks just to pay for that procedure and the 2 day hospital stay…
I am going to need a bigger chicken coop.
make that 79250 chicks. I made the change and copied in the wrong number and time out before i could fix it again.