The “Biblical gun nuts” subset equates swords with guns, which is not altogether daft. A weapon is a weapon is a weapon.
Of course, I don’t really recall The Jeebus ever saying “Verily I tell thee to pack a concealed sword at all times as is thy right given unto thee by my Father though it pisses off thine every countryman, and lo paint thy sword camo for it looketh badass”, either.
It’s dog-Kantian Christianity. Jesus said his disciples should carry swords in one situation, so that must mean all followers of Jesus should carry swords–or firearms, which are only a little like swords–generally.
Projection Department: Karl Rove insinuates that Hillary Clinton has traumatic brain injury. And then he lies about what he said.
This just in from the Doesn’t Quite Get It Department.
Allen West appears to be off his meds again:
Yes. Yes, Mr. Allen, you have found a gun so smoking, it’s got barrel cancer. Obama had those 200 little girls kidnapped himself to avoid the HUGE political NIGHTMARE that is Benghazi.
Fuck’s sake, these people, I swear to god…
Speaking of Boko Haram it seems Ann Coulter utterly hates the idea of the #bringbackourgirls campaign since she loves it when religious fanatics kidnap and rape women, so she tried to mock the campaign with a stupid sign. There was some reaction:
I really don’t get the RW’s hostility here at all. 300 schoolgirls abducted by jihadist terrorists in a foreign country – how does that present any Dem v. Pub or LW v. RW issue?!
Duh, Obama’s wife supported it.
Simple. Michelle Obama is tangentially related to the thing. So the thing must be FOUGHT.
It really is as simple as that.
Yeah, they were against kids eating healthy meals when Michelle Obama promoted it.
They would blame him for the sun rising if they thought it would further the GOP’s cause.
“Obama Responsible for Sunburn!”
“Is the President giving you cancer?” Next on Fox and Friends.
Skin cancer rates are soaring. White people, mostly. Any questions?
(PSA: but seriously, folks, if Mother Nature didn’t make you brown, she has her reasons…)
Obama’s so-called “Cancer” scare-A “Wag The Dog” distraction from his Benghazi scandal? Next, on 90% of Fox’s programming.
And over on CNN, “Did Boko Haram hijack the Malaysian airliner?”
And next on HGTV: Will Boko Haram be able to flip this house?
Its all about the ongoing conspiracy against freckled people. We know. We wait, we plan our revenge…