Stupid Republican idea of the day

If freckled people were organized, they’d be tanned.

Well, on one arm at least.

Another name for The List. Opie is coming for you.

At this point Jesus his own self could hover down from the Heavens, crowned in glory and dressed in pure light, on a golden throne carried by the Four Apostles, to the sound of the blaring trumpets of all the archangels. He could announce that the Kingdom of God is at hand, peace everlasting and an end to all suffering and disease.

Next day Drudge would still headline with “Obama surrenders American sovereignty to metrosexual middle-eastern potentate ; defense, pharmaceutical industries in jeopardy. WHERE IS THE OUTRAGE ?”.

They’re already taking over, they’ve been spotted everywhere.

Dirty specks!

Indictment pending.

That would certainly be a blemish on his record.

We need to sneak a mole into their organization.

Another with spots? Who let all this riff-raff into the room?

They’ve infiltrated everywhere, even the highest levels of government. Connect the dots, people!

Blame Giraffe.

The puns in this thread so far have been spotty at best.

This rough and uncultured mass of gingers are surely a mottledly crew.

I don’t know, I never seem to be able to spot people with freckles.

Careful.

Warts and all!

We shall find out who has toad the line.

Garden-variety stupid

from the state that is named for a sexual lubricant, no less.

John McCain wants to send US troops to Nigeria (after making fun of the country’s President’s name). I suppose after we’ve invaded Libya, Syria and Iran.

Funny how a lot of people seem to think that if they don’t get a marriage license, gay people will of a sudden start fucking the opposite sex and cranking out babies.