I wonder what the traffic logisitcs of 10,000,000 people driving to DC would reach? How far would the jams reach?
Yeah, but what would you have done with it then?
The Beltway at rush hour has already been mentioned. 
Turn it orange, make it vibrate and stop the Viet Nam War, of course.
Rotate it 72 degrees and put it back down again.
Power to the pee-puhl, man…
From their front page,
Yessiree, Mr. Fryingpan, this here fire is not looking quite like I had hoped.
(Who the hell is Lee?)
Just close Country Kitchen Buffet, it’ll be over in less than a day.
Robert E. Lee o’course, he shall rise agin!
Don’t take Robert E. Lee for Granted?
I assume Mike Lee, Senator from Utah, another Tealiban hero.
In a world gone mad, being merely weird was a form of sanity.
I hope so, we’ve been waiting rather a long time . . .
Ah yes, the Yippies . . . art disguised as politics . . .
Ok, I’ve changed my mind. I didn’t want to know that!
The secret twist is that they are actually playing real baseball in the bathrooms on the DC Mall.
The American Family Association: plunging the depths of human stupidity for Jesus!
The Pentagon is prepared for that eventuality.
I’m sure Fox News will declare that tens of millions of people did show up though, and use pictures from a different broadcast on “accident”
Has someone posted this yet? - YouTube
The Idaho GOP Primary Governor’s Tea Party Retardothon.