Stupid Republican idea of the day

That’s almost an hour long. Is there anything in particular you’d like to bring to our attention?

Gawker has some highlights:

http://gawker.com/i-cant-stop-watching-this-bizarre-idaho-gop-governors-d-1576919917

Every moment is gold. GOLD!

Of course, Idaho gold = yellow potatoes.

So, you’ve got an S&M guy, uncle Jesse from the Dukes of Hazard, and two suits debating with each other.

Fucking classic.

Harley Brown looks an awful lot like George R. R. Martin…which would make for an interesting gubernatorial tenure.

Okay, that debate is my favorite debate ever.

The bar wasn’t high, but still.

Boko Haram have established their conservative bona fides. Bunch of religious dudes with guns living in the woods, living the dream.

And you nearly released Yog-Sothoth. Y’all didn’t think that one through, didja? Like that attempt to free him on 9/11. Absolutely insane.

I knew about the CDC but had no idea the Pentagon was involved.

About that debate. . . as a New Yorker the only thing I can say is, “The rent’s too damn high!”

Makes me SO proud to be an Idahoan.

Ezekiel 23:30 - She lusted after lovers with genitals as large as a donkey’s and emissions like those of a horse.

Bringing us back to how this thread got started!

“We have always been allied with Boko Haram, against the evil, treacherous Mrs Obama.”

:confused: But–aren’t you–what?

Well, if they’re really serious fundamentalists, maybe they think the sun is the pagan god Apollo, and to be despised. Or something.

In fact, they’re increasing the amount of energy available! I guess the utility companies want to create artificial scarcity, but that seems foolish. The end of natural gas reserves is well in sight.

:lol:

I suggest moving the nation’s capital to Cairo, Illinois, with all the important offices newly built on giant barges.

I thought Fang said they were trying to release the entity inside, but it was a long time ago I read that.
ETA:

Ninja’d!

Well, scooped, anyway.

Anyway… This is relatively common, low-grade stupidity, if stupidity it be: From Democratic underground:
Apparently the Utah Attorney General is risking contempt of court for not recognizing gay adoptions.

I await further developments.

I don’t know what to classify this as. No, yes I do, it’s Machiavellian.

Conservative legend slams GOP as ‘Party of Stupid’

Why? Because they let “liberals” (a.k.a. non-fellow-travelers) moderate televised Presidential debates. Yep, that’s his whole reason. Gevalt!

I’m afraid those last two weren’t impressively enough stupid.

How about this? (Admittedly ripping off Asshole of the Day)

Weirdo.

I’m not following the “girls are too sexy” argument with the “girls are too much like boys” argument. :confused:

I mean I can actually understand the whole, “Girls, this is a school and there is a time and a place” argument, but the “it’s your fault my son can’t concentrate in school” thing is pretty :dubious: to me. Boys are gonna look at girls, Dad. They could be dressed head to toe in burlap bags and the boys would still be trying to see what’s under there.