*Cordelia: Well, does looking at guns make you wanna have sex?
Xander: I’m 17. Looking at linoleum makes me wanna have sex. *
If I am interpreting the stupid correctly he is saying that his son is unable to controll himslef in public because he is a guy and, as his father, Dr. Ablow won’t or can’t do anyting to correct him. His problem is that as girl’s lose “restraint” in being feminine they are also losing the abilty to control thier sexual urges (like boys) and feel the desperate need to flash the cookies to get boys attention and distract them.
Basically, he is joining the Taliban School of Sexual Thought because nither he nor his son can keep their dick in their pants around teenage girls.
Sort of like the male chaparones at this dance. This is not a rare belief for Conservatives of all stripes.
Best twitter comment on the American Spring: “How’s the Dozen Doofus March going?”
They’re still trying to navigate find the protest site and fine-tune their agenda.
My favorite:
Welp, it’s Day 0 for the overthrow of the American government. We had a good run.
It’s also fun to point out the hypocrisy in the behavior of the arch-Libertarians. When it comes to denying food stamps and unemployment to the down and out, it is all, “Sorry, ideological purity ties our hands! I’m afraid you’ll have to either starve or take personal responsibility, because using the government to solve a problem is eeeevil.” But, when somebody builds a better mousetrap and suddenly their businesses can’t compete, they run faster than Usain Bolt to impose government restrictions to put the competition out of business.
I always knew Libertarianism was a sham philosophy and merely a tool of class warfare on the part of aristocrat types. Now we have proof!
Just like nobody actually cares about the deficit; it’s the distribution they care about.
I knew those penis implants were a bad idea!
Looking at the picture of her and her date, I don’t think her dress was the problem.
Supposed Live Stream of “Operation American Spring” is actually a conservative radio talk show host in a motor home. He claims that he is parked 10 miles away from the action because of the massive crowds. :dubious:
I assume the National Park Service’s porta-potty contract is not in the 2/3 of the government they want to eliminate. Those guys need to go every 15 minutes or so.
Well, depends…
This was a huge disappointment to me this morning. I was expecting images of the White-house in flames and such, but it was just some old white guy yakking.
I’ve yet to find any actual images of the real event anywhere. You’d think Wonkette at least would have a brave correspondent on the scene with a cell.
Oh, click on it! Behold the masses, seething in their rage! I was wrong, it wasn’t trolling, its for real, and its sooo much better!
The teeming masses yearning to breathe free …
Nope, that photo was from the MLK observance. It still shows the scaffolding on the Monument. Try harder, guys.
I’m right here man!
Well, I thought I was cynical, but Maus, really. Are you seriously suggesting that her date was a little too…I don’t know exactly what you’re trying to insinuate, here, maybe for the homeschooling parents he was a little too, how shall we put this delicately, off-white, for our blonde cutie?
I find that suggestion just beyond the pale…
This one seems legit. The story suggests they are being shamelessly tweeted to death. If I lived in the area, I would feel like going down there to hand out cookies. Because, they are like little Ewoks or something.
Now, now, now; they just might get a turnout of between ten people and thirty million people.