I appreciate the fact that between the headline and the article, there’s an ad that says 3 Early Signs of Dementia . I’m assuming that the first sign is believing that God wrote the Constitution.
And he didn’t tell the President!
Kobal2
May 22, 2014, 10:18pm
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Well I double-checked just to be on the safe side, but I don’t see his sigline anywhere.
He used a Holy Ghostwriter.
a35362
May 22, 2014, 11:01pm
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Oh. My. God. Key & Peele are freakin’ brilliant.
“Docile!”
Just another random idiot , I know, but a good one anyway:
Meet an unidentified media hero in Carlsbad, California, who took the opportunity to tell a local reporter what gives him the strength to go on after his house was destroyed by a wildfire: the knowledge that, bad as it is, “the last five years under Obama has been worse than this.” …“Actually, I believe I was targeted"
So, fire is attracted to stupidity … if only!
Kobal2
May 23, 2014, 9:35pm
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Someone oughta tell him that when someone plans on having the high ground in a duel, it’s not so much a duel as a premeditated murder.
Seriously, don’t mix metaphors, kids. It gets ugly.
Mitch McConnell would vote to repeal the ACA if he is the new leader of the Senate, but says that the Kentucky state exchanges are completely separate and the 400000 some odd Kentuckians currently enrolled would not be affected by the repeal.
“If we’re going to have some kind of a challenge of rhetoric bouncing back between the House and Senate, let’s do it face to face,” King said on the House floor. “Let’s do it eye to eye. Let’s have that duel, not like Aaron Burr and Alexander Hamilton – but I would be the one standing on the high ground on that. But let’s do it like real men do it today. Not dueling pistols at 50 paces, let’s do this with microphones within arm’s reach.”
I hope you realize you won’t have the high ground there, Congressman.
SteveG1
May 23, 2014, 10:38pm
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Okay, so DeLay is not just a lying sneaking stealing crooked son of a bitch who should have been tarred and feathered and run out on a rail the first time, he is also crazy as shit - and other crazies still pay attention to the sorry sack of shit.
House votes to forbid Pentagon from taking action on or notice of climate change. :rolleyes:
The notoriously anti-science House Science Committee has hit a new low, voting on Thursday to approve a spending bill amendment that “would prohibit defense spending on climate change research and the social cost of carbon analysis.” Translated: The Pentagon is being ordered to ignore climate science.
Specifically, the amendment, which was introduced by Rep. David McKinley, R-W.Va., forbids the Department of Defense from in any way utilizing the findings and recommendations of the National Climate Assessment or the U.N. Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change’s fifth assessment on climate change, two landmark, comprehensive reports reflecting the work of hundreds of the world’s top climate scientists and experts — or, as McKinley referred to it, “ideology.” In so doing, it renders all that knowledge and understanding effectively irrelevant to national defense.
The bill passed today and is now on its way to the Senate.
In the sense that idiots tend to be careless about fire safety . . . Of course, fires, once started, do tend to spread . . .
BrainGlutton:
In the sense that idiots tend to be careless about fire safety . . . Of course, fires, once started, do tend to spread . . .
Call it the tragedy of the intellectual commons.
j666
May 24, 2014, 12:25am
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“The man’s a walking Onion article.”