Stupid Republican idea of the day

Tom DeLay: “God wrote the Constitution.”

I appreciate the fact that between the headline and the article, there’s an ad that says 3 Early Signs of Dementia. I’m assuming that the first sign is believing that God wrote the Constitution.

And he didn’t tell the President!

Well I double-checked just to be on the safe side, but I don’t see his sigline anywhere.

He used a Holy Ghostwriter.

Or this.

Oh. My. God. Key & Peele are freakin’ brilliant.

“Docile!”

Just another random idiot, I know, but a good one anyway:

Ted Cruz: The Democrats are planning on repealing the First Amendment.

So, fire is attracted to stupidity … if only!

Steve King challenges Chuck Schumer to a duel.

Someone oughta tell him that when someone plans on having the high ground in a duel, it’s not so much a duel as a premeditated murder.

Seriously, don’t mix metaphors, kids. It gets ugly.

Mitch McConnell would vote to repeal the ACA if he is the new leader of the Senate, but says that the Kentucky state exchanges are completely separate and the 400000 some odd Kentuckians currently enrolled would not be affected by the repeal.

I hope you realize you won’t have the high ground there, Congressman.

Okay, so DeLay is not just a lying sneaking stealing crooked son of a bitch who should have been tarred and feathered and run out on a rail the first time, he is also crazy as shit - and other crazies still pay attention to the sorry sack of shit.

I wish.

House votes to forbid Pentagon from taking action on or notice of climate change. :rolleyes:

The bill passed today and is now on its way to the Senate.

In the sense that idiots tend to be careless about fire safety . . . Of course, fires, once started, do tend to spread . . .

Call it the tragedy of the intellectual commons.

“The man’s a walking Onion article.”