Stupid Republican idea of the day

[j666]

@Rick_Kitchen

Steve King challenges Chuck Schumer to a duel.

@BrainGlutton

House votes to forbid Pentagon from taking action on or notice of climate change. :rolleyes:

The bill passed today and is now on its way to the Senate.

I think this is a ploy to drum up support for a military coup from the left.

[BrainGlutton]

@j666

I think this is a ploy to drum up support for a military coup from the left.

:eek: Shhh! You’ll ruin everything!

[BrainGlutton]

Texas Pub on climate-change policy: “I understand why Obama thinks he can change the weather — because he thinks he’s God.”

[Ludovic]

Dunno if this is from a registered Republican but it comes close to the very definition of “weapons grade stupid” so I’m posting this.

While searching the lower end of the dial for an NPR station I stopped for a second on a station featuring a news reader, who I immediately recognized as a conservative religious broadcaster due to his imitation of Rush, but before I could change the dial he mentioned something about poll numbers about the popularity of “so-called ‘homosexual marriage’”.

Weapons-grade stupid, because it has almost the highest concentration of stupid possible. No combination of these three words makes any sense at all.

“So-called marriage”? Marriages don’t cease to be marriages just because you say so.

“homosexual marriage”? You don’t have to be gay to marry someone of the same sex.

“So-called ‘homosexual marriage’”? So-called? Who the hell calls it ‘homosexual marriage’?

[ElvisL1ves]

Let me trump that for you. Virginia Delegate Bob Marshall wants to impeach the state’s attorney generalfor tolerating “sodomy marriage”.

[Mr.Miskatonic]

@ElvisL1ves

Let me trump that for you. Virginia Delegate Bob Marshall wants to impeach the state’s attorney generalfor tolerating “sodomy marriage”.

Hmmm

As of publication, Marshall’s public petition to rally support for Herring’s impeachment has garnered 110 signatures, one of the most recent of which was from “FuckYou Bob.”

Bwahahahahaha!

[TonySinclair]

As of publication, Marshall’s public petition to rally support for Herring’s impeachment has garnered 110 signatures, one of the most recent of which was from “FuckYou Bob.

As of now, “Petition on hold for the time being due to harassment and abuse.”

Something tells me that he heard from the whole Bob family — Screw You Bob, Up Yours Bob, Bite Me Bob…

[BigAppleBucky]

@BrainGlutton

House votes to forbid Pentagon from taking action on or notice of climate change. :rolleyes:

The bill passed today and is now on its way to the Senate.

One wonders why they didn’t go whole hog and also forbid the Atlantic Ocean from flooding the Norfolk Virginia Naval base.

[Rick_Kitchen]

Didn’t the North Carolina state legislature outlaw discussing the erosion of the state’s beaches due to climate change?

[silenus]

Yep. King Canute must be a State Rep. from Lexington or somewhere.

[Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew]

@TonySinclair

As of now, “Petition on hold for the time being due to harassment and abuse.”

Something tells me that he heard from the whole Bob family — Screw You Bob, Up Yours Bob, Bite Me Bob…

Neil N. Bob

[ElvisL1ves]

Yertle the Turtle claims the Teahadists are not succeeding because they’re not hiding their racism well enough.

In the recording, McConnell offered this opinion of the Tea Party’s lack of recent electoral success: “They have their strong base, their core. But, they don’t have success courting the middle. You know why? It’s their overt racism. The Tea Party hasn’t learned to conceal its racism. That’s where they fail. The Republican party knows better. Want to keep minority voters from the polls? Fine, set up hindrances to “prevent voter fraud”. Want to cut social services? Fine, but do it for “fiscal conservatism”. These Tea Party idiots and their supporters are out hollering the N word, calling Obama an ape, suggest Michelle is a transvestite. That alienates the middle. That’s what costs them. You want to think those things? Think them to yourselves. You want to legislate against that them? Come up with an excuse. The Tea Party will remain an also ran unless they work on their poker face a bit more”

Well, that was refreshing, in a way. It might even be legitimate.

[Boyo_Jim]

@ElvisL1ves

Yertle the Turtle claims the Teahadists are not succeeding because they’re not hiding their racism well enough.Well, that was refreshing, in a way. It might even be legitimate.

This has got to be a parody site. Look at their home page.

[Try2B_Comprehensive]

@silenus

Yep. King Canute must be a State Rep. from Lexington or somewhere.

California and Texas could follow suit by passing resolutions pretending that their states aren’t experiencing severe drought or ravaged by wildfires. Problem solved!

What other problems can America pretend away?

[Kobal2]

@Try2B_Comprehensive

California and Texas could follow suit by passing resolutions pretending that their states aren’t experiencing severe drought or ravaged by wildfires. Problem solved!

What other problems can America pretend away?

Hey, it’s traditional. Remember, it all started by pretending the natives didn’t have a claim to their own land and “negroes” weren’t real people :).

[ElvisL1ves]

@Boyo_Jim

This has got to be a parody site. Look at their home page.

It’s pretty sad that it’s so hard to tell the difference.
Another problem we pretend away is that you can fight a major war without paying for it.

[Steve_MB]

@TonySinclair

As of now, “Petition on hold for the time being due to harassment and abuse.”

Something tells me that he heard from the whole Bob family — Screw You Bob, Up Yours Bob, Bite Me Bob…

“Up Yours Bob” was particularly incensed, being part of the Bob family by marriage.

@Boyo_Jim

This has got to be a parody site.

To be fair, the Republican Party these days is making it practically impossible to tell.

[Rick_Kitchen]

Republican candidate for Texas State Board of Education doesn’t believe students should be taught about contraception. He became a father at the age of 16.

[BrainGlutton]

Joe the Plumber to parents of Elliot Rodger’s victims: “Your dead kids don’t trump my Constitutional rights.”

[MacCat]

Joe the Plunger, face of the base…