Stupid Republican idea of the day

That’s the hand you use…well, never mind.

Good thing otherwise the corn cobs could escape.

Well the gay Republicans call themselves the “Log Cabin Republicans,” how about calling all the Republicans who go around saying stupid shit about gays and women and rape and the poor “corncob Republicans”?

But that’s how libs painted Bush. Though Obama doesn’t have a Cheney or Rove. Yeah, Biden is the one really pulling the strings. He just plays the fool so as to hide in plain sight!

“Soooo, how many logs have you had in your cabin, Senator?”

No. Bush was painted as an idiot being controlled and manipulated by tyrant masterminds (I won’t give them genius). That is the confusion. They are trying to shove the whole thing onto Obama.

I can only hope that this is sarcasm. If not, please note the silence of former President Bush and the incessant yammering of former VP Cheney, his daughter and the boys from the Bush intelligence and military apparatus. This, you will note, is fully consistent with the view of many of us that the former President was a mere stalking horse for the Cheney/Rumsfeld cabal.

I was trying to figure out a way to get that in there but couldn’t come up with anything succinct enough. You nailed it - thanks!

Ahem.

So we’ll be adding black and not-black-enough to the list.

And gay.

And Arab half-breed.

So, what can you expect from a black but not-black-enough, gay, atheist, Muslim, Christian Radical, anti-American, Kenyan, Arab half-breed, Communist, Socialist, Marxist, Nazi, pawn of the UN, dictator pussy?

Especially given that both Bill Clinton and George W. Bush are left-handed! :eek:

I just laughed so hard I almost coughed up my spleen!

That would never have stopped me from smoking a pint of tea a day. Well, maybe half a pint, these days.

That’s second bit of misinformation about George W. Bush in the last few posts. He was not a genius and–according to this–he was not left-handed. (His dad was. Left-handed, that is. Smarter too.)

And Ronald Reagan was bi. That is, he went both ways. Which is pretty common in Hollywood, or so I am told.

Reagan was a pretty versatile guy. He had this thing about chimps too :eek:

May I compliment a Republican for actually attacking a Democrat because the Democrat was a douchebag?

Republican Congressman Mike Coffman calls Democratic ex-Montana Governor Brian Schweitzer a “sexist scumbag” for comments Schweitzer made comparing Dianne Feinstein to a prostitute.

And Schweitzer said Cantor was “effeminate.”

I know a Democrat I’m not voting for. Fuck him.

Schweitzer has always been a Monet Democrat. From a distance, he looks really good. Up close, not so much.

He looks pretty good up close in an interview.

Which is a shame, because he’s really an asset to our political landscape. Hate that he can’t think of any better insults or metaphors than those that denigrate women and gays. His speech at the Convention was incredible, wish his hyperbole matched it. :frowning:

And now for something complete different ...

Joe Walsh Was Apparently Kicked Off His Own Radio Show For Using Racial Slurs

“Found out if I said Redskins or Cracker or Redneck Bible Thumper, I could stay on. But if I said Nigger or Spick, they cut me off.”

Backyard people
And they work all day
Tired of the speeches
And the way that the reasons keep changing
Just to make the words rhyme

Oh, wait, different Joe Walsh …

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At least he was aware enough to realize it, something I wouldn’t have credited him with during his failed 2012 run.