Stupid Republican idea of the day

Boehner’s lawsuit against Obama will be because … Obama isn’t implementing Obamacare fast enough.

Focusing yet again on Obamacare huh? They can’t seem to let it go and it continues to bite back at them when they try to do something to shut it down or focus too much on it. Of all things they could have used to file a lawsuit over, they had to choose this. At least it’s not about Benghazi.

You’re right. That’s the least.

I was wondering when Republicans would finally show their hand and their love for Obamacare and the big business in brings to their insurance overlords. Bizarre times, but I’m not surprised. Republicans suing Obama for not implementing Obamacare fast enough. Will their mouth-breathing constituents put up with it though?

Actually, they just want to watch the world burn. They’re suing him for not implementing the employer mandate, in the hopes that it will nosedive the economy before next November and they can exploit the suffering it causes to win votes.

Louie Gohmert: “The ‘invasion’ into Texas is worse than D-Day, and Rick Perry needs to raise an army, financing with a Texas state tax on interstate commerce.”

Where do they find these assholes???

Even crack addicts are better than that.

Home-schooling their children.

OMG Oh no you dihn’t :eek: :smiley:

Great idea! Here are some guys that will volunteer for that army. They ought to fit right in.

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Bob Frey is a Republican running for the Minnesota House of Representatives, and he’s worried about the economic cost of sodomy. He’s not against gay people, mind you — the problem, he explained yesterday, has to do with the way sperm burns our anal cavities. Here’s his theory.
It turns out that Frey has a longstanding theory that sperm extrude a “burning” enzyme that’s only neutralized when the sperm meets an egg. ** When sperm are running around loose in somebody’s anus, they burn everything and cause AIDS. **
[INDENT] It’s more about sodomy than about pigeonholing a lifestyle. When you have egg and sperm that meet in conception, there’s an enzyme in the front that burns through the egg. The enzyme burns through so the DNA can enter the egg … [But when the] sperm is deposited anally … it’s the enzyme that causes the immune system to fail. That’s why the term is AIDS – acquired immunodeficiency syndrome.

[/INDENT]

I guess acid reflux comes from oral sex.

… Well at least that talk show guy is consistent. Black shirts and xenophobic paramilitary jack-offs are just about as Old World Order as it gets.

This particular anal orifice comes from Kentucky hill country, the land of shaved mountains and black lungs. He has a gentleman’s agreement with his financial backers; to steal from someone who lives there, it is a sort of quid pro coal.

Does he know that only one sperm penetrates the egg, leaving a couple hundred million others to go all enzymatic slash-and-burn around the uterus?

Its probably different with homosexual sperm.

Headline: Frey’s Pervy Burny Spermy Theory

Is it just me or does it sound like Akin thinks that stress is the only cause of infertility?

I dunno, Frey’s burning sperm idea kinda makes sense. It would explain why all my socks have holes in them.