The Frey have always had odd ideas when it comes to reproduction. And wedding customs.
Socks?
House Republicans Protect America From Efficient Light Bulbs, Low-Flow Toilets
GOP heads planted firmly in the sand.
Socks used for masturbating. Rather common practice amongst young men.
snerk
Bucky, I’m assuming you’ve never served in Uncle Sam’s Canoe Club?
ninja’d dammit
Young and old!
Or up their socks.
I see a branding opportunities here:
Republican brand light bulbs - dimmer but they put out lots of heat.
Not only high flow but oversize toilet bowls and seats in Red, White, and Blue - perfect for the lardass in your family.
Dodge, Chevy, Ford high country Republican Editions - giant engines, fantastic towing ability, small mostly empty beds, grills the size of barn doors, w a i t , they already have those.
To clarify: I was joking. The thought of semen burning through socks like blood from the Aliens monsters amused me. But actually using a sock like that is shameful and disgusting. I personally use a vacuum cleaner hose, like normal people.
By that logic any woman that has anal sex will get AIDS.
:smack::smack::smack:
Batshit Crazy is the norm here.
That’s not very politically correct. I call them “sex positive suction experts.”
And if some strange man with a glowing book
told you we would send people to die
in Iraq and Afghanistan and Vietnam
and Germany and Japan were our friends?
We’d lock him up before he hurt himself.
We grew up and watched as our country
boiled and roiled and churned and struggled
against change and to produce change
and wound up different, but not better
Born before seatbelts
and ballpoints
and bike helmets
and before
America lost its fetchins.
NC teacher perspective.
10 years ago, class size about 23, 24; wanted a raise, they said, okay, if you’ll teach more kids. Took raise, more kids, up to 26-27. Too hard. Wanted raise…they said, no, we’ll give you helpers (about 1/4 the cost of a teacher) but we have to increase the size of the classes, up to 30.
Now. Want raise, no raise for 5 years…two proposals on the table for the Republicans to decide which to support…one, give 2% per year x 5 years = 11% overall raise, and get rid of all the helpers…ask for more volunteers. Two, 1% per year x 5 = 5% annual raise, get rid of half the helpers…
At the rate Charter schools are being funded, though, this argument won’t matter much in another few years, all the public schools will be out of business, charters taking over the facilities.
They wanted to only give raises to the 20% ‘best’ teachers until the principals said it couldn’t be done fairly, nor without creating chaos in the teacher ranks.
Recent research has shown that most of them receive the sperm on their faces, which is playing with fire for someone who thinks her only marketable skills are being pretty and willing to have sex on-camera. If the shot went on her lower back, as was comon at one time, it could remove her tramp stamp.
Laugh if you must, but know that on tropical Mars, where Republicans live, the fiery doom sperm will never make a woman pregnant if it’s a legitimate rape.
OK. I only hope there’s a washing involved between the “using” and the wearing, or the other way around.
Correct.
Well, of course you may hope that! After all, young men are not totally gross and disgusting creatures! No doubt, the vast majority of them are quite careful and observant of matters of hygiene. Many of them, at the very least. Some. Several.
There’s no need to wash them. You keep special pairs of socks on hand just to use them that way. Or so I’ve heard
I never really understood how the sock thing worked. And no, you guys don’t need to tell me.
“need to”? No. “will anyway”? oh, yes. 