And this just in: Republicans forthrightly and courageously pass a Seinfeld Bill, about nothing!
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GOP Offers Birth Control Bill That Literally Does Nothing**
Bold move, guys! Shirley, this will blunt any effect on women’s opinion about Republicans groveling and pandering to their tight-ass base! Just wait for those poll numbers to soar!
Not doing anything means they aren’t doing any harm, which probably disqualifies that bill for SRIOTD purposes. Anyway, that bill allows them to claim the moral high ground among the really stupid portion of the electorate by claiming they were willing to compromise.
I almost feel bad picking on Todd Akin again, but he brings it on himself. Says he was misinterpreted by the media, just like another misunderstood politician with noble intent…Sen. Joe McCarthy.
I remember a decade ago, everything the administration did was so ridiculous, after a while we just got weary of it. “Outrage fatigue”. But these Rs and TBs, they feed on it. They never seem to get tired if being angry, it just makes them angrier. They are like piquophiles or something.
Someone missed a golden opportunity to ask him why his prostate exam should be covered. Especially when he can apparently eyeball that bad boy all by himself.