What? I can’t concentrate. I’m with tiny mexican and Biggirl here…
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I’m sorry, are you guys focusing on something that isn’t THE MASSIVE BULGE IN HIS PANTS? Okay, it’s probably just a crease, but I can’t take my eyes away from it.
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It had been so long since there was a president with a functional penis, they didn’t know how to act.
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Yep!
Did you guys think I was just fucking around?
No one better ever tell me I don’t know my politics.
Or johnsons!
[QUOTE=Jack Batty in that other thread]
Oh. I’m voting for Obama because I’ve heard he’s got a big johnson.
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Now where did you happen to hear that, hmmm?
What happens to stupid Republican ideas when they turn out to be, well… really stupid?
They go down the memory hole!
“Drill baby drill”???
Never part of the Republican energy policy. Nope.
When in doubt, just make shit up:
Well, that gives me pause. Are we absolutely sure that George Bush is a registered Republican?
The REALLY crazy claim in there is that the police rushed the bomb car out of Times Square so no one would see an Obama bumper sticker on the car.
I KNOW this is not true, because had there been an Obama sticker, the cops wouldn’t even have looked for the guy. We all know that Obama supporters get a free pass on crimes.
But what about our troops? Weren’t we supposed to stop making stuff up because of them?
Is it just me? Or are the stupid Republican ideas tapering off a little bit? Anyway, browsing salon.com today, there were two items that stood out, making me think of this thread:
(1) Evidently, support for teaching evolution in Alabama is smear-worthy. I think there’s a separate thread on this…but Great Googly Moogly, it deserves more point-and-laugh treatment.
(2) Obama is being put on trial in Harlem. Honestly, I can’t even read too much of this one, so I’ve not read any of the related articles or followed any links. Some quotes culled from the article (first one simply to demonstrate Republican affiliation):
Ow, ow, ow! Teh stoopid! It burns!
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A champion of abstinence-only education was fucking a married staffer.
It’s almost like you have to be a stupid hypocrite to believe in abstinence-only ed.
Sure, but it’s the poisonous atmosphere in Washington that made him do it. Allow me to be the first one to say, “Party of personal responsibility” in a lilting, mocking tone.
-Joe
See? Now do you see? If only he’d had abstinence-only education, this never would have happened!
I see the day coming where Fox News “accidentally” refers to W as a democrat somehow.
Republican Brad Goehring, a candidate for the 11th Congressional District in California, on how to improve the political balance in that state:
What’s his middle name? Hermann?
The lilting, mocking tone works even better for “You aren’t fooling anyone, dahling” in response to anti-gay rhetoric.
But he means it rhetorically. Just like Palin’s “Don’t retreat, reload!” When he says he wants to issue hunting permits and declare open season on liberals, he just wants to thin the political herd!
The sad thing is that kind of bullshit is probably improving his poll numbers.
And “no limits” means ballot-box stuffing is okay.
MMMmmmmmmm…
Stuffing…
Idaho Congressional Candidate Thinks Puerto Rico is a country. And then when corrected, he said he didn’t care.