Stupid Republican idea of the day

Pro birth control for the poor, indigent and differently-hued.

Anti birth control for single women in general.

Conservative school boards keep trying to rewrite history…

Heaven forbid we cast slavery in a negative light.

http://www.cpr.org/news/story/jeffco-teachers-students-protest-proposal-promote-patriotism-history-classes

Not after they were told the Norplant was named after Grover Norquist. Now it’s ok!

Only when it’s voluntary. It’s okay as long as it’s forced on poor people.

I just can barely take it any more…

When does ‘Wingnut Season’ open? It’s gotta be time to thin the herd…

With this one, I think Obama is just trolling the wingnuts.

Oh, the final pic on that article just makes the whole thing complete. Beautiful.

Now, let’s all re-cast the Hiroshima bombings in a positive light!

Great, and fitting, typo. :slight_smile:

The time of slavery was a great time, especially for African-Americans! Employment was at an all-time high, kids had families to take care of them, no one was in jail! Sure there were beatings and rape, but at least they had jobs!

Hmm well it made a very bright light, and bright is good, must be something in the bible about that. Plus Jobs! 130,000 jobs created in the US , coupled with about 90,000 (or more) job losses in the Hiroshima area , so really it moved a lot of manufacturing jobs back to the US.

And free tans for everyone in the city! Think of how much they saved on bronzer and tanning bed sessions; that stuff can get expensive.

When I think about it, the Hiroshima bombing is EXACTLY like 250,000 tanning beds going berzerk at once, stuck in the on position with people unable to squirm out of them. Too bad it didn’t happen in the US, where lawyers could have made the survivors huge fortunes in class-action product liability cases.

Oh my good Lord, I could feel the brains leaking out of my ears just visiting that page. Such visceral angry stupidity there. Not to mention, when you put something fake out on the internet, and that fake thing is picked up and reported by others, it’s not the reporters who are trolling. It’s you, numb nuts.

Yes, the reporters were lazy and gullible (and looking for easy page clicks, of course), but not actually trollish.

Besides, shouldn’t it say something about the Tea Party/gun rights crowd that this even sounded a little plausible? Still … check your sources, “liberal media.” You’re making us look bad.

I can already imagine elucidator’s coronation speech:

“Under my rein, we will usher in a new era of depravity and degradation in Bathoria. Especially depravity!”

Nonsense ! Poppycock ! Balderdash ! Slavery was a dark time, maybe the darkest time in the history of America. Free transportation ! Free community housing ! Food stamps for everyone of colour, not matter how deserving ! Negro women spermjacking their masters ! All of this paid with my constituents’ wealth, the sweat of their brow stolen from them along with their jobs. And by whom ? Immigrants, of course. And not just any immigrants, but negroes exclusively - a known Democrat voting block. Racist much ?

You and your fascist libtard commiesymp undestanding of history! In THOSE days, beatings and rape were considered PERKS … and they still would be, if we were made from the same stern moral fiber as our forebears! :mad:

Well, say what you will about nuking Japanese cities, it creates a lot of jobs when it comes time to rebuild.

Reading too fast, I thought that this quote applied to Republicans’ view of slavery, rather than birth control. Which of course it does.

Not to mention all the job vacancies created in and around Nagasaki & Hiroshima. Breaking windows AND glaziers ? Genius !

Sean Hannity is embarrassed because Obama wore a helmet while riding a bicycle.