More’s the pity.
That bit of stupidity was from March, but it is undeniably fucking stupid.
And, yes, of course GWB wore a helmet while riding his bike, because – as much as I disliked his politics – he does have at least a lick of damn sense.
A few head impacts to Hannity as a child might explain a lot, mind you.
Except for the ones who didn’t Hannity, but no-one really liked Alfie ‘Lead Paint’ Jackson or Bobby ‘Hood Ornament’ Wilson, eh?
Gerald Ford was a Republican president, so we must assume that had he ridden a bicycle in office, he would not have worn a helmet.
Now he initially was dropped unelected into VP Agnew’s job when Agnew resigned. Then he was dropped unelected into the President’s job when Nixon resigned, so he then filled his own VP vacancy by dropping unelected Rockefeller into the VP slot.
Now had Ford ridden a bicycle in the oval office in the Republican sans helmet fashion, it approaches a certainty that he would have fallen (he was know for this sort of thing), and due to a lack of a helmet, it approaches a certainty that Rockefeller would have been dropped unelected into the Presidency.
[conspiracy theory]It’s obvious that the reason Republicans prefer to not wear cycling helmets is that it makes it easier for unelected Republicans to hold high office.[/conspiracy theory]
(Of course these days, the rabid right would run Ford and Rockeffer out of town on the rail for being libruls in republican clothing.)
Nelson Rockefeller, although a Republican back in his day, would today be to the left of Obama. So really, getting him into office might be a really sneaky Democrat idea - get someone into office who’s Republican (in name only) who thinks like a Democrat. The last Republican like that - Nixon?
The Rockefeller deal simply shows how far in advance the Democratic Illuminati plans ahead. Rocky was way before the Obama/Hawaii plot. WHO knows was surprise is coming next?
Obama personally decided to launch the Syrian airstrikes at night, because he knew no terrorists would be in the buildings. He wants to appear to be fighting ISIS but secretly supports them and doesn’t want to hurt anybody.
Also the bombs were filled with candy and khat instead of high explosives.
The brain that does not bother to protect itself with a helmet while riding a bicycle or motorcycle probably has a pretty good idea of its worth.
I love this one:
So ISIS is organized somewhat like, say, Burger King corporate headquarters? Staffers? Really? And of course, nobody would be sleeping in those buildings at night because they all go home to their split level homes in suburbia at night. :rolleyes:
“What? You think you can walk in the door and land a cushy job as a Suicide Bomber making 50k a year plus bennies? No way Muhammad, you start in the mail room just like the rest of us. By the way, don’t forget to clock out for your lunch break.”
Of course not. ISIS is well known for its clubbing scene.
I’m afraid this is mine now.
Not the stupidest thing a Republican candidate will say even today, but one running for Governor in a progressive state against a female opponent *really *shouldn’t address a female reporter as “Sweetheart”.
Multimillionaire celebrity chef Emeril LaGasse: “I’m going broke because of Obama.”
Stupid people have stupid opinions. Maybe his fortunes would reverse if he didn’t keep serving the same tired shit. Whenever I look at his recipes online, I wonder why the fuck he’s trying to ruin good food, and how the hell he ever became “famous”.
Actually, I borrowed it myself.
Hmmm . . . Then why won’t Obama grow a beard himself?
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Obama is really a woman! :eek: But she can’t let her Muslim brothers find that out, they’ll never take their Supreme Caliph seriously again!
He’s complaining about how eating at his places is too much of a financial burden for customers? I don’t recall Obama setting rigid pricing standards for eateries. I see plenty of other places doing quite well for themselves in the food biz.
I wonder what Gordon Ramsey would find in Emeril’s kitchens?