Stupid Republican idea of the day

That’s funny because the GOP praised GWB for wearing that codpiece while flying a jet

You sure the didn’t get this from the Onion or something?

I thought the jet WAS his codpiece.

The jet’s the substitute for what’s lacking beneath the codpiece.

So Duck Dynasty have been on Obama’s side ALL ALONG!

Only makes sense, since Michelle Obama is really a man.

An even bigger asshole.

You know, this seems to relate in part to the ACHA – I get this odd feeling that restaurant employees really ought to have pretty good access to health care. If they might possibly be handling my food.

Congressman Doug Lamborn, a member of the House Armed Services Committee, claims that he met behind the scenes with generals to encourage them to resign in protest of Obama’s war policies (though he isn’t clear as to what his objections are). Interestingly, his Democratic opponent is a former Air Force General.

Alabama Republican leader wants to make sure that the Republican candidate for County Sheriff wins the election so he can protect the county when Obama declares martial law and takes over the country.

Nothing bolsters morale and strikes fear into the hearts of your enemies more than a good mass resignation of the top war dogs.

I’ve been hearing those "He’ll cancel the elections and declare martial law statements forever about every two term president. Lefty conspiracy nuts said it about Bush because of the “war on terror”. Righties said it about Clinton because of domestic terrorism like OK city. They said it about Nixon because he was, well, Nixon.

Are people that stupid? Are their memories that short? Will they believe it again eight years from now when they’re told that about Hillary?

Yes to all of the above.

Moronic fucktards, the lot of them.

Texas Lt. Governor sounds alarm about “prayer rugs” found on the [Texas side of the Mexican border:](Texas Lt. Gov. David Dewhurst (R) warned that “prayer rugs” have been found on the Texas side of the Mexican-Texas border and suggested that states have both an obligation and a right to act independently of the government on border security.

“Prayer rugs have recently been found on the Texas side of the border in the brush,” Dewhurst said during a speech Friday at the Values Voter Summit, echoing a claim reported on Breitbart and thought to actually be an Adidas soccer jersey.)

Bolding mine.

And nothing says True Patriot like shopping around generals to play fuck-fuck political tricks in the middle of a notquitewar.

If a congressman had done something like this in WWII, he’d probably be assumed to be a Nazi spy.

Umm, that’s not really a link, just so you know._________________________^^^^^^^^^

Oops. Sorry.

Meanwhile:

Sarah Palin Wants To Bring ‘Truth’ To ‘1400 Pennsylvania Avenue’

Starting with the fact that it has only one bedroom and one bathroom. We’ve been lied to, Sheeple!

Eh, what’s the worst that could happen?

Do you think he realizes that George W Bush was President 8 eight years ago?