Stupid Republican idea of the day

Shouldn’t Washington have a British accent? :smiley:

Oh for the good old days again. Too bad that in the present librul dominated USA you can’t impregnate Rick Barber and keep him in the kitchen.

He should be saying:

Remember, to some people what was going on with the whole Berlin Wall thing was a GOOD thing.

-Joe

Dick Armey: Avoid ‘tea party’ label, MSNBC

The political faction that dare not speak its name? :wink:

“Gather your narmies.”

Indeed!

They’re now the politicians formerly known as the Tea Party.

I vote they rename themselves Dance Parties.

They just are really, really into teabagging and everything it stands for! They’re a veritable Dick Armey!

There was something visually wrong with that video that I couldn’t put my finger on … until I Google Imagesed “Dick Armey”.

No Dick, what you did to your head isn’t noticeable at all, looks totally natural.Apparently hair dye/Grecian Formula/shoe polish does cause brain damage.CMC fnord!

Would this be the correct place to discuss Ms Palin’s suggestions on cleaning up the oil spill? Her brilliant idea: call in the Dutch. “They are known for — for dikes and for cleaning up water and for dealing with spills.” Of note, the Dutch have already contributed two skimmers to the clean-up operation. What they haven’t contributed is a guy with a really big finger to plug the hole.

Great. Now there are conservative columnists all over the country masturbating to the image of Sarah Palin sticking her finger in a dike…

Great-now I’m nauseated.

Thus far, jayjay, Dopers have exercised maturity and good taste in sternly refusing the obvious vulgar and degrading joke. Let’s not press our luck.

Only because the idea of Palin fingering Michelle Malkin is too oogy for words.

Oops.

Lefty site-- be warned: When even O’Reilly facepalms, you know you’ve got problems. There is a link to her appearance on The Factor.

Her word salad, run-on sentences really, really bothers me. Did she always have that lisp?

Damn it, its all those liberal media pundits like Oreilly that always ask those gotcha questions that get her in trouble. How do you know the Norwegian dike crafters who know all about cleaning up water don’t have the solution to the BP spill? HAVE YOU ASKED EACH AND EVERY ONE OF THEM?! I thought not. I bet they don’t even answer the phone.

The funny thing is that I had no idea that’s what they were known for. Oh sure, I’ve seen pictures of the dikes, but I had no idea the Dutch had such prodigious water purification technology.

Statement by House GOP Leaders Boehner, Cantor, & Pence on Rep. Barton

We’re nearly two months in, and these idiots still think this is a ‘natural’ disaster.
Well, OK, they probably don’t.
But they do seek to gain advantage by lying about the nature of the disaster.
I suppose ‘the base’ will buy it, but they’ve got to be pretty stupid to think many of the rest of us will.

You haven’t been paying attention, have you?