Glad she’s putting that “Word of the Day” calendar to good use.
Oh, I conquer.
“Preemptive strike” was only one of the excellent strategies of the Bush Doctrine.
You know how everybody talks about preemptive strikes now? Preemptive strike this, preemptive strike that…that started with him!
People were talking about preemptive strikes at Pearl Harbor, too. 
Whenever I go to the bathroom at work to take a shit, I spray air freshener beforehand. Then every time, I must do my shitty Bush imitation to myself: “Heh heh! Doin’ a preemptive strike against my doody-stank!”
Georgia County GOP Chair accused of rape after it was broadcast live on Skype.
Nice to see they are embracing technology.
Sexting. You’re doing it wrong.
What conservatives? Jimmy Carter is a conservative, those guys are just RWAHs. Might as well call them reactionaries, as 18th-Century as they want to go. In real terms, Baroque Obama is a conservative, not those other twats.
Former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin, the 2008 Republican vice presidential nominee, says she hopes to run for office again and is urging GOP leaders to have “more guts” as they pursue their agenda.
Palin said in an interview with Fox Business Network on Tuesday that she is invigorated by her critics, who make her “want to work so hard for justice in this country.”
“The more they’re pouring on the more I’m going to bug the crap out of them by being out there with a voice, with the message, hopefully running for office in the future, too,” Palin said.
Pleeeezzze do it!! Bug the crap out of me. Posts will pass 2 million.
Fox commentator Keith Ablowjob calls for an American jihad: http://www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddow-show/taking-manifest-destiny-whole-new-level
He wants us to convert every country in the world to an American way of life. Even allies like France, Italy and Germany would have to knuckle under.
I would love Sarah to run again. I won some serious cash betting that she would lose to Obama, and then some more from a fool who thought she would get the nomination for 2012. I am sure that guy has some more loose cash I could get him to risk…
Something from my neck of the woods: a bill that will allow the NRA to sue places that enact too-strict gun laws.
You know what they say about a fool and his money.
Well, at least the Islamists will be sure to be on our side. They LOVE jihad, right?
It’s not like he’s calling for a stinking crusade (*P’TAH!**); jihad means that God WANTS this.
Also: you got ninja’d BG.
*(insert your preferred spelling for a spitting sfx here)
I wonder how mad she’d have to get to actually complete her term.
Only a rapscallion would make such a pun.
Yes, it took me three days to come up with that pun. I really had to ramp up my effort until the bulb finally went on today.
ramps are another member of the onion family. I first heard of them a few weeks ago.
We all managed to keep calm and chive on, and we shallot make any more puns.
Alho jokes are making me nauseated.
Alho (all-yoo) is Portuguese for garlic. As in “vindalho”.
Leeks from now when we peel back the layers of this thread our eyes will burn with shame.