Stupid Republican idea of the day

Only if presidents were sno-cones.

Then Obama would be huckleberry?

Happens all the time. People at partisan events assume they are among friends and say things they would not say to the general public. Just off the top of my head, Mitt Romney and his 47% statement and the recent call by a scummy lobbyist to dig up dirt on celebrities who support the environment and “win ugly.”

Are you male, female or a 'bot?

If he’s a bot, we have nothing to fear from Skynet.

From your good friends at ThinkProgress

http://thinkprogress.org/election/2014/11/02/3587580/rand-paul-supports-voter-id-laws-but-says-republicans-shouldnt-campaign-on-it/

Rand Paul Proposes Unusual Strategy On Voter ID To Help Republicans Court Black People

Basically, it boils down to: yeah, go ahead and suppress their vote, just don’t tell them about it! Don’t make a big deal out of it, and maybe they won’t notice! I swear, I am not making this up!

(A heavily armed adaherminator rings doorbell of house. A woman answers.)

Adaherminator: Are you Sarah Collins? No, wait, that’s not it.

(Pause)

Adaherminator: Are you, um…, Sandra Day O’Connor. No, that’s not it either. Could you wait here a few minutes?

(Adaherminator places call to Skynet to get the name of the gal he’s looking for. Returns)

Adaherminator: Are you… Hey, where did she go? That Sally Connors is one tricky woman.

And before that, he tried to obtain clothes at a hiker’s bar and wound up walking 350 miles to the wrong city.

It’s always delightful when so-called libertarians come out in favor of increased government regulation on something, as long as it benefits them.

We most likely could not simply accept adaher’s opinion on that, we would require proof. We might need a…how to put this delicately…a volunteer to supply first-hand, ah, confirmation. Perhaps “first hand” is not as delicate as one might have hoped…

Based on the 24-point font on that site, I’m guessing they’re not really trying to convince any reasonable people that there’s a vast conspiracy, just to rile up the geriatric base.

And get them to pay attention to their votes on screen, maybe. Or get them to make long lines at the polls because they get there at 5:30 AM and argue for 7 hours about their vote so nobody else can go.

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If they’re anything like I’m getting to be in my impending dotage, they’ll have to go well before 7 hours.

Ruh-roh – looks like Scotty has gone done and offended part of his political base:

yes, yes, we love you too

Boy, she really does not want the D! (D for Democrat, and shame on you, what you’re thinking…)

Well, with the total spanking the Republicans just gave the Democrats in the midterm, we may need to make this thread its own forum, because the stupid is going to flow freely for the next couple of years until we can turf everybody out in 2016.

Hang tough, homies! Now the Repugs actually have to govern.

Exactly what I was thinking last night. This thread is going to go nuts!

And now, they have to govern. You can’t be against everything when you have a majority in both houses of Congress. I heard a lot of “reach across the table” talk from Republican victory speeches yesterday. Lets see if they can actually do it.

Or they could just pass 50 more bills repealing Obamacare and piss and moan about how Obama refuses to sign them.

Get ready for all the “Mandate” bullshit.

More gay sex scandals? Gosh.