Stupid Republican idea of the day

Well, if their budgetary positions are any clue, math isn’t their strong suit.

The other 25% are Republican.

Driven off their easy chair and driven away from their TV? Is he trying to paint a picture of the average American as a drooling, lumpen moron? Not that I disagree in describing the majority of Teabaggers as such, but it seems to be harming his goal instead of supporting it.

It’s as if the mere fact that they’ve been driven to protest somehow validates their position. “They wouldn’t have gotten off their fat asses if there wasn’t a real threat!”

So…“Twilight” movie openings are…like, a bigger threat?

-Joe

Yes. Yes they are.

Good to know.

So, can someone explain to my why CongressNut CrazyEyes wants video Skype in the chamber? It’s so teabaggers can talk directly with their congressbaggers.

Is there any substance or logic to it, or was it “buzzword (from a couple years ago) + populism (faux) = Teabagger Fodder”?

-Joe

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](It's a matter of black and white, says Ryan Murdough, Republican candidate for the State House in Grafton County's 8th)

Ryan Murdough, Republican candidate for the State House in New Hampshire’s 8th District.

I wonder if he thinks they’re all sitting there with a gun propped in the corner and a Bible on the coffee table.

Because Lord knows, Ralph Watson, the one black person who lives in New Hampshire, is causing all sorts of social upheaval.

Coincidentally, he is also the only Republican.

Ever notice that Republicans who talk about secession are patriots, but if a Democrat was to suggest such a thing he would be denounced as a traitor?

Democrats are traitors by definition. The only true Americans are Republicans.

Democrats are called traitors for much, much, less. Like not being for a questionable war, for example.

Can we just let them go this time? Let us know how that works out for ya’.

/agree

Let them go.

I for one am not willing to give up the Jack Daniels distillery. I would rather destroy it than let it fall into newly foreign hands.

Tennessee Republican Zach Wamp is backing off from his comments on secession.

“‘Of course we will not secede from the union,’ Wamp told reporters at a campaign stop in Franklin, Tennessee over the weekend, according to the Associated Press. ‘But we will also not have a governor who will cave in to Barack Obama.’”

Of course he doesn’t hate America … just its president … which was treason 3 years ago. Oh well, living constitution and all that.

He did not specifically address the possibility of a governor who will roll over when he sees Obama and call him Daddy, so maybe there’s room for compromise.

Iowa GOP would like to take away the citizenship of lawyers. And maybe get slavery back. And agree that manure is a natural fertilizer. At least they got one thing right.