Stupid Republican idea of the day

The GOP knows their manure. They sure produce enough of it.

Well, how else are you going to get all those oranges and tomatoes picked when all the illegals are deported?

I am surprised just how wide spread this succession talk has become. I listen to right wing radio on short wave and podcasts, and it is all over that medium. They believe Robert E Lee and Jefferson Davis are the heroes and they have a pathological hatred for the Federal Government and Liberals and yes they think of themselves as the only true patriots.

Google The Political Cesspool and have a listen.

And I see they’ve gone even further into controversial territory with the assertion that “America is good”.

Didn’t know Queen Elizabeth was an Elder of Zion. This explains so much.

Wait, International Bankers Association *is *euphemism for Them Jews, right ?

Funnily enough, this time it appears to be a euphemism for Us English. About time we got our own conspiracy theory, really. Why should the Jews get all the sinister cred?

Sharron Angle is the most honest politician ever.

Did you know she’d like to stop giving unemployment benefits to unemployed people so that they’d take jobs at McDonalds and such. Then, because she realizes these are low paying jobs, she’d supplement their income to help them out.

She wants to give unemployment benefits to the employed instead of the unemployed. Because she’s fucking insane.

Bike agenda spins cities toward U.N. control, Maes warns

I, for one, welcome our new cyclist overlords.

I’ve been to Geneva, it’s very nice. One could do worse to live in a UN community.

“Birthers” revisited: Poll: 41 percent of Republicans think Obama wasn’t born in America.

Urgh.

Well, in fairness, that means 59% of Republicans got this one right.

59% is a failing grade in most schools.

Hmmm, almost sounds like she’s in favor of increasing the minimum wage. Bet she isn’t.

Well, she is, but only because the base hourly wage will be equivalent to the value of one chicken, and they cost more than $7.25 right now. She’s a victim of circumstance.

No, that was her opponent in the primary, Sue Louden. Louden lost because she brought a chicken to a turkey fight.

If you consider answering that he was “probably” born in the U.S. getting it right. That’s a 34% chunk.

3% had no opinion. I’ll repeat that: 3% had no opinion on whether the President of the fucking country was born in the fucking country.

In fairness, there’s enough idiocy to go around for everyone on this one. 36% of Democrats did not answer definitely.

Here’s a direct link to the poll.

Hey, I wasn’t there in the delivery room. I didn’t do any tests on the afterbirth.

I have doubts that some people in DC are from Earth, let alone Hawaii.

Oh, whoops. Poor voters of Nevada.

Nah, the only voters here that would even possibly deserve that kind of sympathy are the disgruntled people who have had signs up saying “Elect anyone but Harry Reid” for the last 16 years. Their choices all suck (to them): idiots like Angle and Lowden or lib’ruls like Reid. They’ll twist in the wind and whine a lot before turning out in huge numbers on election day to make sure that Sharron Angle wins at least 27% of the vote.

The rest of us will vote to retain the Senate Majority Leader.