Stupid Republican idea of the day

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@Robot_Arm

Has he eaten any babies lately?

Depends on which news program you watch.

[eschereal]

@BrainGlutton

Who knows? Nowadays, ya gotta check his DNA.

Could he be one of them human-dingo-jellyfish hybrids?

[BrainGlutton]

Mike Huckabee and Rand Paul to appear in documentary featuring “ex-homosexuals”.

[BrainGlutton]

@eschereal

Could he be one of them human-dingo-jellyfish hybrids?

Could be, his Mom was always a whore. And a very eccentric one, too.

[eschereal]

@BrainGlutton

Mike Huckabee and Rand Paul to appear in documentary featuring “ex-homosexuals”.

Are you sure that word is being used correctly?

[BrainGlutton]

@eschereal

Are you sure that word is being used correctly?

I’m sure the scare-quotes are.

[BrainGlutton]

nm

[BrainGlutton]

Rick Perry: Texans like being uninsured.

[BrainGlutton]

Rush Limbaugh: Scott Walker should say he dropped out of college to avoid “being accused of rape”.

“If I were Scott Walker, you know what I would say about college?” Limbaugh asked, before embarking on a tangent about his own decision to withdraw college after “refusing to take ballroom dance taught by a lesbian drill sergeant.”

Finally, Limbaugh answered, “”I left college because I didn’t want to be accused of rape someday.”

“Now he can’t say that, of course,” Limbaugh admitted. “But, I mean, just ram it right down their throats. They’re trying to create this ‘rape culture’ on the campus. … It seems like any man that goes to college could randomly be accused of committing rape.”

Yes! Ram it down their throats! That’ll show 'em all this rape-culture talk is bullshit!

[eschereal]

@BrainGlutton

I’m sure the scare-quotes are.

You used them wrong, it should be “ex”-homosexuals

[BrainGlutton]

SC Pub state senator calls women “a lesser cut of meat.”

[elucidator]

Its a direct rip off of Archie Bunker, said the exact same thing.

[ElvisL1ves]

Arkansas State Senator Bart Hester tries the old chestnut “Opposing bigotry is bigoted against us bigots!” argument:

The 37-year old Senator, real estate businessman, and deacon at his Southern Baptist church, understands that LGBT people face discrimination, but they need to understand that so does he.

“I am singled out as a politician. I am singled out because I am married to one woman,” Hester told Buzzfeed. “I want everyone in the LGBT community to have the same rights I do. I do not want them to have special rights that I do not have.”

Poor guy, wallowing in his own victimhood.

Hester, smartly, is calling his legislation the Intrastate Commerce Improvement Act, because that sounds so much better than, say, the Anti-LGBT Pro-Discrimination Act.

It actually declares “an emergency”

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@BrainGlutton

SC Pub state senator calls women “a lesser cut of meat.”

From the article:

Corbin appears to have a penchant for offensive or downright bizarre statements. During a 2013 speech on the Common Core education standards, he reportedly embarked on a tangent about “gay man juice.”

I have this funny feeling I know whence his crazy emanates. His disdain for women comes from resenting having to keep up the charade of wanting sex with them.

[elucidator]

@bup

…resenting having to keep up the charade of wanting sex with them.

Wait a second. If I act out book and movie titles in pantomime, I’ll get some?

[wonky]

@bup

From the article:

I have this funny feeling I know whence his crazy emanates. His disdain for women comes from resenting having to keep up the charade of wanting sex with them.

This is one of the exceedingly rare times when I feel like I speak for all women when I say, “No, no, Senator. We’ll be okay without you.”

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@ElvisL1ves

Arkansas State Senator Bart Hester tries the old chestnut “Opposing bigotry is bigoted against us bigots!” argument:Poor guy, wallowing in his own victimhood.

I hate when these wackjobs are younger than I am.

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@elucidator

Wait a second. If I act out book and movie titles in pantomime, I’ll get some?

tugs ear and hands elucidator a yo-yo

[BrainGlutton]

@elucidator

Wait a second. If I act out book and movie titles in pantomime, I’ll get some?

Only if they’re porn titles.

[Chefguy]

Rand Paul is still trying to claim that he graduated from Baylor University, despite all evidence to the contrary. How did this guy get into medical school without an undergrad degree? Did he lie on his application?