Stupid Republican idea of the day

“Representative Kirby, I’m from the Defense Department. We need to you to dial it back a little. You see, we have certain ongoing R&D projects . . .”

Sounds more like Santorum or Huckaby. I did a quick search and didn’t see it.

Don’t worry, Governor. You are not bland. You are evil.

Great og what a maroon!

Not to worry Governor, you don’t have to make that choice. You’ve got 'em all.

That could be filed under the “Stupid Media Idea of the Day”. This idea that how exciting a Presidential candidate is is more important than whether he’s corrupt or honest, smart or dumb, has good ideas or bad ideas.

If Walker’s greatest weakness in their view is that he’s bland, then the media is not helping.

No, little addy, Scottie is on the wrong side of all of those things. Certainly not “dumb” though, when he gets to talking, he talks a lot.

I was thinking, “liberated Judea and Samaria,” myself. Some of these right-wing Israelis probably cry in their falafel that the Shoah made death camps for ethnic minorities obviously unJewish.

But that would be AWESOME!

I mean, way to lose my vote, dude.

Jason Chaffetz is holding hearings on whether Obama had undue pressure on the FCC to influence their net neutrality opinions. Because heaven forbid we have net neutrality.

It appears we have video footage of the press conference.

True. It’s much more important whether you want to have a beer with the candidate. Especially a pretzel incompetent alcoholic…

Reminds me of a scene from Batman: The Animated Series where it occurs to Batman that Baby Doll’s old TV show might have some useful psychological clues. Being a skilled leader, he wisely delegates the task:

That’ll stop them from breeding any more squishy RINOs and get some Party Discipline in here, by gum!

But…glow-in-the-dark humans!

Did somebody just escape from SyFy Channel again?

Bah! While the rest of you heartless fiends allow your schizophrenics to roam the streets, homeless, we in Georgia are giving them gainful, appropriate employment by electing them to our state legislature! (And on occasion, Congress.)

Considering Obama recently put a Comcast lobbyist in charge of the FCC ; and that said lobbyist’s first move at the FCC was “What rules could we put in place to really, really put net neutrality into the ground ? Like, deep, guys ?” yes, yes I’d say he might have put undue pressure on the FCC to influence their opinions.
But not the way Jason Chaffetz thinks.

At least he’s not a dingo.
Well, an admitted dingo, anyway.

Who knows? Nowadays, ya gotta check his DNA.

I have it on good authority that this sort of sick experimentation is already happening.

Has he eaten any babies lately?