Stupid Republican idea of the day

She’s obviously referring to it as part of Eretz Yisrael, or Greater Israel. In other words, as a component part of Israel itself rather than an independent territory. That’s one of the ultra-right-wing tells on the P/I situation.

If you’re pro-Israel, it’s Judea and Samaria.

Only the right-wingers and politicians vying for right-wing votes. Arguably only the ultra-right-wingers. Pro-Israel leftists and moderates call it the West Bank or the Occupied Territories (though the latter indicates its being grouped with the Golan Heights).

But are you with the Judean People’s Front or the People’s Front for Judea?

Damned splitters, all of them. I was with the People’s Judean Front until I realized they were just a sham group trying to take the place of the Front for Judean Peoples.

Montana Pub wants to ban yoga pants.

Join the Company for a Free Galilee! We have hamantash!

Rep. Walter Jones, (R-NC) says he want to impeach President Obamaover the immigration executive order:

So Boehner can no longer claim “nobody is talking about impeachment”.

From the link:

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Yeah – we’ve had enough of your men’s topless bathing suits and toplessness at sporting events! Time to go back to those striped two-piece suits, like in Queen Victoria’s day!

http://www.victoriana.com/Fashion/victorian-bathing-suit.html

https://images.search.yahoo.com/search/images;_ylt=AwrBT9UEzttUnw8A_Y5XNyoA;_ylu=X3oDMTEzODNla3JyBGNvbG8DYmYxBHBvcwMxBHZ0aWQDU01FNjEyXzEEc2VjA3Nj?p=Men's+Victorian+Bathing+Suit&fr=yfp-t-901

There has to be a fleece-related jape in there, but that is up to someone more overtly twisted than me.

Those vulva camel toe pants women wear everywhere so they can yell at men, “stop checking out my vulva!” pants? Yeah, like people can’t ride bikes. I don’t think athletes are being targeted here, but nice try vulva girls.

I was thinking more along the lines of pasties.

With tassels. Gotta have tassels.

Let us dress for the water!

Give me my lance, I think I see a windmill!
*Georgia Republican legislator introduced a bill he said would ban the mixing of human and jellyfish embryos — even though he doesn’t know if it’s actually happening in his state.

[INDENT]“We in Georgia are taking the lead on this issue… Human life at all stages is precious including as an embryo. We need to get out in front of the science and technology, before it becomes something no one wants. The mixing of Human Embryos with Jellyfish cells to create a glow in the dark human, we say not in Georgia. This bill is about protecting Human life while maintaining good, valid research that does not destroy life."*[/indent]

Responding to the tragic death of Kayla Mueller:

The Islamic terrorists “need to be killed.” A little light on the details. What a fuckwad.

OK, I don’t know if this is an actual SRIOTD or not, because I can’t find a cite for it. A meme seen on FB states that Ted Cruz said at CPAC 2014,

Now, I would be entirely unsurprised to learn that he did, in fact, say this sometime, somewhere, but the only transcript I can find of his speech at CPAC 2014 did not contain anything remotely like this.

My Google-fu having failed me entirely, I’m hoping someone here can either provide the cite or debunk the Poe. Dude says enough stupid stuff as it is; we don’t need to make him seem even a bit credible by assigning statements to him that he never said.

It’s possible he said it, but Facebook memes tend to be wrong a lot. believe me, the things they say Obama has said…

…you believe every one.

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Love the bald spot.

This is the man we want dealing with people like Putin?

Dear World: I’m sorry!

You can look at a full transcript here, where that quote does not appear. You could try his 2013 cpac keynote, but I could find any transcripts of that 34 minute reglurgitation, if you want to try to pore through it, perhaps you can devise a drinking game?