Rudy Giuliani doesn’t feel the love from President Obama:
That’s a bit strong. The judge is saying that the legislature may be a bunch of booger-eating cretins, not describing his personal views (which may of course still be those of a booger-eating cretin.)
It is amusing that Republican cretins are often rabid Christians, as implied by the etymology of “cretin”, but perhaps the term should be avoided, as offensive both to other cretins and to good-spirited theists.
Given the historical record of sports-welfare-queens, accepting this figure without multiplying by a factor of at least two is on a par with Charlie Brown thinking he’ll actually get to kick the football this time.
A meaningless distinction, given that money is fungible.
We do know from whom Julie Annie does feel the love…
John Oliver explained it wonderfully when he likened earmarking specific funds for specific expenditures to “trying to keep your piss in one corner of the swimming pool”
Well, what do you know. Acceptance of gay marriage actually does threaten traditional marriages. The conservatives were right all along!
Giuliani blows the dog whistle a little too loudly:
“If you know what I mean, and I think you do.”
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But would you piss on the part that was on fire? 
Now, there is some trickle-down economic theory I can appreciate!
Clearly, the first thing to do is fetch some beer, to ensure a steady stream. Next, we need to establish a committee to make recommendations on the best approach to study the issue. To insure a swift resolution: Me, Elvish, Red Shirt, Bricker and adaher. Of course, a unanimous non-partisan resolution is essential. Plus, more beer…
It may be necessary to postpone the application of the golden shower of compassionate conservatism until the outpouring is tested for drugs.
And, of course, a more fundamental question: is it really necessary that he actually be on fire? Would not a course of preventative urination be prudent? And if we send for beer but only Coors is available…
Og forbid. Coors is so close to piss that people may mistakenly pour it directly on him rather than … er, process it in advance.
Good point! After the initial exploratory committee has reached its tentative conclusion, we should convene an Appropriations Committee to select the most efficacious urinary source. I suggest it should be comprised of mods, who know more about being pissy than anyone else.
I think the assessment of what “on fire” means is most important here. If there is charred wreckage that still has glowy ember bits, that is still more or less “on fire”. Pissing into raging flames simply presents too much of a safety hazard to the micturator/micturatrix. I believe there is an OSHA document that addresses this issue.
Great idea, Walker (*for the ghost who walks):
Well, at least we’ll hear the Republicans give him the same shit about Wisconsin as they do Obama about Detroit.
Missouri Lt. Governor Peter Kinder is asking the Legislature for a per diem allowance, saying he has experienced “gradual impoverishment” during his time in office.
Cite. My bold.
The median household income in Missouri was a little less than $59K in 2013, the last year available on census.gov. So, the Lt. Governor is doing a bit better than most MO families.
To be fair, I have not yet found the full quote that the “gradual impoverishment” claim came from. So, maybe it sounds better in context. I doubt it, but maybe.
Not much more need be said. That is one desperately fuck-ed-up family that does not realize that they cannot understand words.
I’m sure Republicans in the legislature will tell him he needs to cut spending and live within his means.
Right?
Depends. Is he white?