Stupid Republican idea of the day

I get the impression that being untethered from Congress has allowed Ron Paul to enable his inner white supremacist (demonstrated by those newsletters, but which seemed to be in hiding for decades afterwards) to bloom.

From that article:

Wait, students are amphibians?

I saw some in the water once. I think it was the dance scene in It’s a Wonderful Life.

I’m guessing that February is batshit crazy medical month in the GOP

According to Nevada Assemblywoman Michele Fiore (R)

Ron Paul is just untethered, period, but he is still a Congressman.

I consider Tennessee to be a no-go zone.

No he’s not. He stepped down in 2013.

Thanks, I wasn’t aware of that.
Nevada State Assemblywoman thinks cancer, which is a fungus, can be cured by being flushed out by bicarbonate of soda water (though she calls it salt water)

Man, it just isn’t your day, is it?

:smiley:

57% of Republicans support establishing Christianity as the national religion.

There is a really, really good barbecue joint on US 51 in south Memphis that is less than two and a half miles from the Mississippi state line. Not that Mississippi is necessarily better than Tennessee.

Shit, if I’m going to go all the way to Tennessee for good bar-b-q, might as well just drive to Texas for the genuine article.

I gotta give props to one of the people who voted against the bill, tho. Aye, he’s a Republican, too. But he had a solid reason for the way he voted, he was able to state it succinctly and it makes sense because it’s based on facts and personal experience, none of which can be said for anything any of the other Republicans said that was quoted in that article.

Yeah, but then you’d be in Texas. Is the BBQ worth it?

Actually, yes it is. But that doesn’t excuse the rest of the state.

Let’s be fair. I’d totally go to Texas if I were in the mood for meat. Good heavens, where else would you go?

“Go west 'til you smell it, then go south 'til you step in it!”

We had a pretty good meal at a place by the river in Early, but it was just a pause on the way to GTHOT. The place in Memphis specialized in pork (watched them roll a cart stacked with pink flesh to the cooker, hope it was the short pig), which is not what they burn in Texas. Though, maybe they ought to, if they are parnoid about them muzlems.

Sir? I’m going to have to ask you to step outside. Everyone knows the One True Barbecue can only be found in Down East North Carolina. Everything else makes Baby Jesus cry.

Except for that heresy they do in South Carolina. Every time someone puts mustard on pork and calls it barbecue, God kills a kitten. I think it’s in Leviticus somewhere.

You want heresy? The sauce in Alabama is made from … mayonnaise.