Rudy Giuliani: Obama should be more like Bill Cosby.
It amazes me sometimes. Here we are, 21st century, richest nation on Earth, most powerful nation, high technology - you’d think it’d be all futuristic Metropolises but sometimes if feels like the interior of the country is actively battling to live back in the 1400’s. How can you be a modern nation populated with knuckle-draggers better off living in fenced off wild animal parks?
We should want a stand-up comic for POTUS?!
And here Obama can’t even make a joke without RWs (forgetting Lincoln’s example) raging at him for demeaning the dignity of the office!
Because American Exceptionalism! 
Yes, we probably should be charitable and assume Giuliani was referring to Cosby’s jokes, not his pick-up lines.
Wait, isn’t Obama already putting drugs into our water supply to make us mindless slaves?
If he was, the House and Senate wouldn’t be acting like they do. 
Well, the Republicans have the “mindless” part down cold, and I think most of them would like to own slaves, at least.
…this battlestation…
Has this one been covered yet? State legislator gets rid of kids because he thinks they are possessed:
Oklahoma House votes to abolish state-issued marriage licenses:
Somebody please tell me this is a satire news site…
Does it define clergy? If not, this makes gay marriage A-OK in OK! As long as clergy has signed off, and there have been lots willing to do just that.
Beyond being as crazy as a pair of shithouse rats, the Harrises are very unclear on the concept of telepathy.
As a clergyman with the Pastafarians and the Church of Atheism, I’ll gladly marry any two consenting humans and even throw in a free adoption, able to be redeemed at any Catholic orphanage!
Ah, but can you also guarantee the salvation of my soul or triple my money back ? Theology’s a rough world, lotsa competition out there.
Praise “Bob”!
“America. AMERICA. You’re going to do what I say because I said so, and I’m your President. I brought you into this world and I can rub you out, make another just like you.”
Nope, doesn’t work.
I’m sure all parents have felt the same way at times.
Probably got the idea from your (now former) favorite candidate for President, Bobbie “Demon Killer” Jindal.
Of course, you switched from Jindal to the guy who want to use the military to force Congress the way he wants.
You’re a fucking idiot.
I’m not so sure about that. If he’s trying to destroy the country…