If we were all shapeshifters like Mystique, or made of magical T-1000-style liquid metal…
Clearly not. “Why of course I’d like to have sex with you, [Person I Know]…Wait! You’re not [Person I Know]! You’re a dirty filthy shape-shifting imposter!”
(Marriage vows would have to include Secret Codewords the spouses would whisper in each others ears, which would need to be repeated before any sexual encounter. “Hey, honey, the kids are staying with a friend tonight, and my authentication code is Bravo Victor Zero Niner Alfa Tango Alfa…”)
Innocent moments that look bad
** Cheap purchases that exceed your expectations
Yeah, franchises are going like hotcakes. And just wait until my Zombie Charter School concept gets off the ground.
**What if Gollum survived the destruction of the ring
Dear Og, yet another unnecessary remake**
**Funniest opinion you have heard about yourself?
Nobody
August 2, 2016, 6:07am
286
A time traveller couldn’t win the lottery, right?
Sure thing. With $300 you’re bound to win something Mr. Time Traveler.
Stuff you’ve lost and never found
and then they aren’t and then they are, and then they aren’t…
What is your longest/shortest sex session
I am going to literally blow this 300 bucks on a five hour blow job!
** Don’t tell anybody. A Big Secret MMP
Works for me.
The Most Interesting Man in the World?
Skald is interesting, isn’t he?
What happens if a political party nominee dies before the election?
** What criteria must a person meet for you to consider them rich?
Down with the 50%!
I had a first date last night and have a question
That bad, huh?
Nobody
August 4, 2016, 5:53am
294
What is the purpose of nuclear weapons?
Not at the moment, but eventually we will have to nuke them from orbit.
**The Voyager probes and Pluto: What if. . . .
Hehe, hehe, he said “probes”…
** I had a first date last night and have a question
So, getting lots of dates at meetmexicancutiesindelrio.com ?
** NPR’s elitism is annoying me today
Donald Trump’s head transplanted onto Nina Totenberg’s body hardly seems like the answer.
** Stranger Things
Grownup SpaghettiOs
I had a first date last night and have a question
If Trump built a wall how hard would it actually be to climb over
**really bad first date.
** OK, What’s The Truth on JK Rowling’s Success?
But not many…