** Name something awesome your folks did for you
You’re wondering why I can hardly stand to talk to you, Dad? **
After reading the first thread, yes, he’s wondering.
**OK, I feel old now
I got a George V nickel int change today! **
“Ah, good old George V! I remember him! Whatever happened to him, anyway? Oh, dear me, he died in…geeze…1936.”
Do you have a grocery shopping methodology?
Crossing the Mojave Desert
Honestly, that doesn’t sound very convenient.
**What unusual animals have been (or could be) domesticated?
Mosquitos, big and small **
My new pet.
** Wisdom teeth
Crossing the Mojave Desert**
Well, that explains the weird clacking sounds.
**50 Shades of Grey
Grimm Season 2 **
New series set in Seattle.
Why is this song not happy?
The music of your life
You have the power to compose the soundtrack of your life. Choose happy songs!
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** How would you tell a sweet girl that she has B.O.?
Should I buy a bus?**
Yeah, and make her sit in the back row. She’ll figure it out.
Skunks and cats living together!
Trying not to be jealous!
Anyone remember the early days of television?
50 Shades of Grey
Yeah, in the early days it was all black-and-white. Which brings us back to the skunk…
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**How Dangerous Is a Class 1 Laser?
Could we blow up the moon? **
You’d need at least a Class 4 to blow up the moon.
**Have you ever done anything terribly stupid for romantic love (or simple lust)?
Crossing the Mojave Desert **
Antimatter Question
Plumbing tool
For those truly stubborn clogs.
someone put UTI infected urine in my drink
Agh! Dirty ol’ Neighbour- advice?
[ol]Get to the E.R. Now.Move. Soon.[/ol]
Castration Question
How do I de-friend on FB??
Kids these days. I figure if you’ve been castrated you got bigger fish to fry than who your cyber-BFF is.
**Underrated Movies
Seeking geeky entertainment in Las Vegas **
Oh yeah, it’s the prequel to Leaving Las Vegas. It has a caffeine-addicted Nicolas Cage going to a Star Wars conference, where he meets and forms an uneasy relationship with a lovesick Wookie. Or I might have dreamt all that.
** Limberger Cheese
Stupid Republican idea of the day**
“Obama eats stinky foreign cheeses, but Mitt Romney is strictly an American Cheese man!”
**So what movies made you cry?
Over-rated Movies **
Yup.
**What to decorate my house with that will upset the neighbors just a little?
Adopting older children **
How are you going to hang them on the wall?
** Limberger Cheese
Stupid liberal idea of the day**
“Mitt Romney closed down the cheese factory leaving us at the mercy of imported stinky cheese; Obama pledges to create 200,000 more cheese jobs!”
Fellas, you’ve got to find another talking point.
The expiration date is not important!
Adopting older children
:dubious: How old are we talking about?
**So what movies made you cry?
Underrated Movies **
I can’t help it, it’s just so sad that they should be so underrated.